Back at the house, there is Tyra Mail. Someone is going home. Sara says that she's always nervous at panel, and in fact shakes like a house-broken Chihuahua. First a Gollum reference, and now this. I think that when she loses this competition, Sara should write for TWoP. She thinks she probably won't go home but will get a stern tongue-lashing, and then notes that she's probably just jinxed herself and actually will go home. We can now see why Jay told her to stop thinking, even though having no thoughts is the worst thing for a model. Monique, meanwhile, is frustrated that she and Alexandria didn't get a tongue bath for their mediocre performance. Alexandria laughs some more about Molly's hair, and Molly notes that every hairstylist who sees it is all, WTF? Monique says that she's trying to stay out of Alexandria's warpath, because she's so dramatic about everything. To wit, Alexandria sounds not a little like Charlie Sheen when she tells the tale about how Jay asked her if she felt beautiful on set and her reply was, "I'm in vintage fucking Chanel right now. DUH." She totally thinks she's winning.
Jaclyn tells us that Alexandria thinks she runs everyone and can tell everyone what to do. Jaclyn doesn't want to sound like a mean, rude person, but there's a point where you start to cross the line. Strong words! Again! Alexandria says that some of the girls are intimidated by her, because she's so strong. Of course she enjoys that, and simply says, "Be scared. I could be scary." Alexandria relaxes in bed reading a little book called God Calling. Amazon's product description says, "Here is a devotional that will bring the reality of God and His constant concern for you into your heart every day of the year. It will help you overcome your daily worries and draw you ever closer to the peace you seek." Think about how much this is working as we head to commercials.