America's Next Top Model

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Hair Apparent

When we return, Molly confirms for us that the special weavologist butchered her hair, and it looks horrible. Apparently this fact was widely agreed upon, and everyone thought it looked ridiculous. Even Laurent D.! He runs his fingers through Molly's...hair?...and says, "It's coming from my salon...those extensions? What is that? Twisted Sister?" Laurent D. just nailed it. I have a Dolly Parton wig that I got for $19 on Amazon that looks more realistic than whatever that shit is on top of Molly's head. For one thing, it's straight up yellow. And it looks totally insane. Not even the poorest hooker would wear it. Maybe a poor hooker with dementia. But it just exudes whackness. Miss J. is in problem-solving mode, and says that they'll figure out how to style it so it looks decent for the photo, and then correct it afterwards. But not before torturing Molly with it all week! (Spoiler.)

Meanwhile, Mikaela gets long black extensions that look awesome. How did she get so lucky? She has been looking for something to propel her in the modeling world, and tells us that the other girls should be looking out for her in this competition. She manages to take her post-makeover photo with open eyes, which is certainly an improvement. Kasia is getting wild, crazy, crimped, frizzy, curly hair. So she too gets extensions, but I guess there is more natural hair involved and so she doesn't have to go through a Molly-esque ordeal. Her hair is big, and she loves it. For the second time she says it's wild and crazy, and then says that SHE is wild and crazy too, so it fits her. If Kasia were actually wild and crazy, I believe we would have seen much more of her so far this season.

America's Next Top Model

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