When we return, there is more Tyra Mail. "If you don't walk tall then you'll come up short. Love, Tyra." Everyone is on edge, thinking that there's going to be a mid-episode elimination, and so there is a lot of runway practice. As Brittany takes a turn, Ashley interviews that they were all helping her because Brittany has a lot of things to work on. Brittany thinks that they're being overcritical and intense, and that it's really annoying. She hopes that her walk is sexy and not awkward, but Lulu and Ashley appear to have their doubts.
The girls head to Malibu the next day and end up at a mansion that Sundai describes as a sort of double-wide White House. Miss J. welcomes them and tells them that they'll be doing their very first fashion show here today, for designer Kevan Hall. There is a twist to today's challenge, which is that our munchkins will be walking with girls who are 5'10" and above. You know: real models. Our tiny tater tots have to stand out and not let the glamazons work them. Jennifer despairs that her teeny legs might not be able to keep up. The girls head to hair and makeup and Lulu tells us that they're all going to have to walk like tall chicks or be exposed for the itty bitty Oompa Loompas that they are. Doopity doo.
Oh, and GREAT. Effing Ann Shoket is there. Give me Super Smize any day. Ann, who manages not to say, "Hello, ladieeeees!" tells the girls that the winner of this challenge will be featured in an advertorial in Seventeen. Laura can't think of anything better than being in Seventeen magazine. Well, five minutes ago she couldn't think of anything better than a hot Spam n' Velveeta sandwich on Wonder Bread with a side of bovine testicles, so let's just say that her frame of reference is limited.













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