America's Next Top Model

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Roller Girls

When we return, Chris reiterates her terror. But Nigel simply says, "Strap her in, let's do this." Chris realizes that they could send her home if she doesn't complete the challenge, since there's really not a moral or ethical component to refusing to get on a roller coaster. Chris wants to win, so she takes off her shoes and faces her fears with foot-dangling terror. The coaster starts, and Chris screams. The people beside her are totally calm. They're like professional roller coaster riders! They should be the roller coaster models. Chris's emotion is "distracted." Her picture shows that she is distracted from this challenge by her intense fear. But you know who looks awesome? The people on either side of her! Knotts Berry Farm should hire them to be in a Silver Bullet ad. They should win this challenge and a chance to shoot with Tyra. I love those people! Chris, meanwhile, is proud of herself even though she sucked. You do have to give her a little credit for getting on the coaster, and in the end her photo wasn't really worse than a lot of the others.

Miss J. and Nigel meet up with the girls at the counter where you buy Silver Bullet photos. Chelsey is playing the role of the toothless carnie. Liz looks pretty good, Kayla looks insane, so does Kacey, so does Lexie. Nigel likes Esther's sexy/bold pose. Kendal looks like she's trying to hold onto her lunch. Jane failed at her emotion but still looks pretty good considering. Ann looks like an iguana. And then there's Chris, who was just crying. Rhianna does not look fearful. Nigel says that a lot of the girls got distracted by the fact that they were so high up, and Rhianna pipes in to say that she loved it. Nigel does not give a rat whether she loved it or not. She didn't get the picture. The winner is Liz! Those two random people who rode with Chris were robbed. In any case, Liz gets the photo shoot with Tyra and also gets to choose two friends to accompany her. She picks Chris and Kayla. Chris tells us, "Them girls should be jellus." Indeed.

And soon enough Liz is in a bathrobe and visiting Tyra on set! Magaline Magaline Magaline. Oh jeez, and Tyra is going to be launching a new beauty and fashion website. Smize.com? HA! And I just typed Smize.com into Firefox and got redirected to Tyra's website. Liz gets to reenact a cover that Tyra's already done, which features lots of "cartoon beautiful stuff" on her body. Liz gets a wig and makeup and reminds us that she is poor and a mother. Tyra directs Liz to pose like a little bad boy, and the results are more Martika than ever. Kayla shoots with Tyra next, and is thrilled that she gets to pose and not just watch. She focuses on impressing Tyra, and I imagine that she succeeds. Chris tells us that she can't think Liz enough.

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