Back with the boys, Rob notes that it's easy to get caught up in a world of beautiful women and free food and drinks, but it's important to work out and stay healthy. You don't really see "fiercely real" male models, after all. John Goodman for Balenciaga! If you have the best body and take care of yourself, says Rob, you will work. Nina then asks Tyra if she has a boyfriend, and she says she does not. That is because she has minions. But the lack of a proper relationship won't prevent Tyra from giving retro, Rules-y dating advice about how men love the thrill of the chase and want women to be like fast antelopes. Or something. With that, Tyra and Rob leave the models to their vacant cheers.
Oh boy. And then Chris H. tells us that he feels very genuine about being there, whatever that means, and really wants to get to know the guys and girls in the house. And so, like you do when you want to get to know people, he puts on some boxing gloves, then proceeds to go and cock-punch four of the dudes who are standing by the pool. Chris thinks this is a funny joke of hilarity but the others -- namely Phil, who earlier even admitted to possibly being bisexual -- are not amused. Even Cory interviews that Chris, who is one of the oldest contestants there, needs to grow up and stop running around hitting people in the balls. He adds, "Thank God you didn't come to me," which makes me wish that he HAD in fact gone to Cory. A group of dudes confronts Chris about how whack this behavior is, and he points to another boxer in the crowd for support. It's the Staten Island guy, who is like, "Do not bring me into this, Rocky Balls." Chris tells us that it's something he used to do when he played sports, and he tells the other guys, "We were just having a good time." This outrages Phil, who then gives Chris an impromptu right hook to the testicles. And judging from the smile on Chris's face, this is just what he was looking for. I think the kid just likes being punched in the balls. Nina summarizes that Chris is rubbing people the wrong way, but he's cute, and people shouldn't judge before they know his story. Have I mentioned that Chris is running around in boxer briefs this whole time?
After a break, Chris H. sits outside while the others buzz about Cockpunchgate 2013. Jeremy points out the irony of it all, which is that Chris H. hasn't said a word to anybody since they got to the house. He speaks through fists, that come in contact with balls. While Jeremy sets a goal of getting Chris sent home (despite the fact that his own testicles remained unmolested) (also way to be a bully, formerly bullied kid), Chris tells us that he's been misunderstood his whole life. But people don't know where he came from, he says, or why he's the way he is. Let's just hope that he doesn't try cockpunching Kelly Cutrone, since she seems to be a staunch ally.