Alasia freaks the fuck out, as she is wont to do. She interviews that Jessica was trying to treat her like she's smaller than Jessica is. Jessica can't disrespect her, she says, and then demand respect from her. Again, this is a pretty cogent point in the midst of all the madness. Jessica kind of giggles as Alasia screams and waves her finger and ends with, "Don't say nothing else to me, little girl!" Angelea is having fits of delight, and does her little cat-claw motion and sound effect. Alasia confessionalizes that she and Jessica come from two totally different worlds. Jessica is Malibu Barbie, while Alasia is Marietta Barbie. Actually, I think Jessica is Murfreesboro knocked-up-at-sixteen Barbie. Back in the limo, Alasia continues to scream that if the others don't want to hear her voice, they simply need to shut up and talk about something else. Everyone except Alasia is laughing, which actually makes me kind of sad for her. Commercials.
When we return, Brenda recounts the verbal battle in the limo, which made their ride seem endless. Back in the limo, Alasia says something that starts with "these bitches," the rest of which is too hard to decipher. But it ends with a very emphatic, "Bitch!" And then. Brenda simply says, "Uneducated." This is, for many reasons, the wrong thing to say. "Stank," for example, would have been the right thing to say. It's an irrefutable fact. "Uneducated" is making a lot of assumptions, most of which say more about the speaker of the phrase. Angelea, to put it mildly, is not amused. She confronts Brenda, who says that she doesn't have time to waste discussing this. Angelea says something about going to a top 150 college - according to the Redbook rankings? Did I mishear that? - and ends by saying, "Bitch, look it up." Now it's Alasia who's keeping quiet and cracking up. Oh, good for her. Brenda tells Angelea that her name is, in fact, Brenda and not "Bitch." Eh, six of one. Angelea interviews that it's unfair for people to assume that she's uneducated just because of how she talks. She says that she doesn't have to be all, "Oh my gosh, yes hello, yes, I went to Erie Community College in Buffalo, New York." She's smart, she says, but people don't believe that about her because of the way she is. And, you know, I think she likes the way she is, and if she's happy being stank and smart, who am I to judge? Angelea tells Brenda that she's uneducated AND ignorant AND rude. And, I might add, incredibly tedious. As the bitches tell each other to shut the hell up, we finally leave the limo.