Union Jacked Up
Next, the girls had to do a photo shoot with a new car. This could lead to a national campaign with the car company down the road. Could, but probably won't. I mean, let's be honest. Sarah, wearing a Naomi Campbell wig, poses first with the car. PR manager Fiona Pargeter tells Lisa that Sarah looks too serious. Abigail then gets into the act and starts flinging around paint. At first, Fiona thought it was too cutesy, but in the end she determined that Abigail worked it. Abigail was made for that shit. Pouty Amber is jumping around like a lunatic, according to Fiona, and her legs are all over the place like a baby giraffe. Lianna is a purple mess. This poor car, man. It's been abused and misused. The girls then all get together to fling paint on the car. Lisa tells us that when you have five girls and five buckets of paint, accidents are bound to happen. I'd like to put that theory to the test. The accidents basically involved the girls getting paint all over each other. Abigail got paint in her eye and wondered if it was on purpose. Bitches!
Lisa tells us that with the flying paint all but forgotten, the girls are in for a memorable night. She and the judges discuss. Lisa likes Abigail, but doesn't think she has what it takes to be at the top. However, Paula thinks she can cut it. Amber looks like a model in her picture but not when she walks into the room. Sarah looks like a drag queen in her photo, and Lianna looks like a bloke in a frock. None of those can be good. No one says anything about Jasmia, which I guess means that she's safe. Lisa tells the girls that the four girls who remain after this elimination will get to pack their bags, y'all, because they're going to... Morocco! Just like the ladies from AbFab! I hope they sell Lianna. Despite this prospect, all the girls are very excited. Lianna found herself in the final two along with Sarah. They both produced mediocre shots this week, but Lianna is where all the drama is, so she gets to stay. Sarah says that she wasn't being herself in the competition, and that she's not through with modeling and we're going to see her everywhere. Which, we totally already have, right? Commercials.
When we return, four girls remain. And they're in Marrakesh! It looks really lovely. The girls are psyched to get in their bikinis and lay by the pool. But, as Lisa tells us, it's not all fun and games. The girls need to get to work! So they go in the market where they'll have to split up in two teams and find a lovely, chic Moroccan outfit... for Lisa! Jasmia and Amber pair up, as do Lianna and Abigail. Jasmia tells us that she and Amber shouldn't shop together. They seem a little dawdling and clueless. Lianna and Abigail also seem to have some differences of opinion, and Abigail says that she wanted to kill Lianna. The choking motions that Lianna makes in her interview seem to indicate the same thing.