MONDO EXTRAS

After the shoot, Lianna uses her tongue again... this time to lash out at Abigail. In the limo on the way home, she says that there's a thin line between a bloody porn film and a bloody perfume advert, and Abigail crossed that line. She adds, "Shoving your boobs in a man's face will not sell perfume." Except to that man. And then you'll have new perfume! Stop being such a downer, Officer O'Prudenham, and use your boobs the way God intended them. To get stuff.

Next, there is a photo shoot with a surprise burlesque theme. Hilary tells them that burlesque means sexy, fun, sensual, strutty, and fabulous, but they don't want sluts. Abigail is saddened by this news. The girls get outfitted, and Hilary takes delight in pulling their corset ties ever tighter. Sarah gets some good feedback, but photographer Mike Owen says that Georgina has bad skin, and also very large bags under her eyes, "which isn't going to help her, poor thing." When you add, "Poor thing," after an insult, it makes it seem doubly cutting for some reason. Asha appears to have her boobs out. British TV is the best. Hilary says that Asha disappointed her, because she has one of the most gorgeous smiles that God has ever given a girl. However, when it comes to her eyes, the lights are on but there's nobody home. She does look kind of dumb, I have to say. Lianna followed direction well, says Mike, but she needs to work out. He adds that a lot of the girls could stand going to the gym once in a while. Tyra.