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Abigail also has some problems, but they are all picture-related. She tells the judges that the photographer told her to look like a porcelain doll, but Paula is not buying it. She says that Abigail needs to put her excuse bucket somewhere else, and then asks if Abigail reads her. When Abigail says yes, Paula replies, "Cool bananas." What the fuck is wrong with Paula? She's like Janice without the painkillers. That's no fun. Sophia likes her facial expression, but Paula tells her that she looks absolutely demented. Hee! Okay, I like Paula again. In any case, Sophia and Abigail end up in the final two, with Sophia going home. She says that she knew it would be her going home, but even though it's not a shock, it's very upsetting. Oh, don't cry, Sophia! We've already forgotten that you were in the competition, and you should too! Commercials.
When we return, eight girls remain. The competition is thinning, while the makeup is getting thicker. Jonathan meets them to tell them that they'll be doing a beauty shot with heavy metallic metal paint. Good times! Abigail is upset, both because her good friend Sophia is gone, but also because she could have gone home as well. She tells everyone that she's going to have a good shoot this week because she was awful last week. Jonathan says that Abigail took the judges' comments about being cheesy and carried off the shoot quite well. He's slightly worried about Sarah, though, for reasons of lack of personality. He says that they're halfway through, and asks when the penny is going to drop. Right after the ha'penny does, I'm sure.