MONDO EXTRAS

Girl Power!

by Potes December 25, 2006 10:00 PM
America's Next Top Model

The next day, the girls have to do a mock-up commercial in a freezing-cold shower. Oh, so they do this kind of stupid shit in Britain, too. The shower appears to be outside, and the girls have to be pretty much naked in the freezing-cold water, and then turn around (covering up their "boobies," of course), and say, "You have to buy it to try it." Hayley's "phobia of water" almost got the better of her. Phobia of water? Like, of a shower? That's gotta be pretty inconvenient. Hayley says that she was really upset when she got out of the shower, because of how bad she flubbed her lines. But Stephanie really lost it, and says that the moment the cold water hit her chest, she could not breathe. Lisa kind of comforts the girls, and then Stephanie drinks a spoonful of some sort of tonic. Just like in Mary Poppins!

Lucy and Stephanie end up in the bottom two. The judges say that Stephanie's commercial was like an advert for antidepressants. They are sympathetic to her plight, but she really let herself down. Jonathan thinks Lucy hasn't taken the judges' criticism seriously, and needs to start listening more. In any case, neither of the girls gets eliminated because Anne left. Hooray? Actually, hooray, because I like both Stephanie and Lucy.

Next, the girls meet top designer Maria Grachvogel, who apparently dresses Jodie Kidd, Angelina Jolie, and Yasmin Le Bon. Ooooh! It's kind of like a go-see. The girls each put on an outfit and walk. Hayley sucks. She trips, and Naomi and Edwina snicker. Bitchy! The girls then go on an actual catwalk, and Hayley walks like a linebacker. Edwina, on the other hand, does really well, and has the skill of making clothes not look like they're too big on her. Accomplished! Maria says that the winner of this challenge and a friend will get a champagne and spa treat at Harrod's Spa. Edwina wins, and of course picks Naomi to share the reward. The rest of the girls have to work that evening -- replacing the mannequins in Harrod's windows. Lisa tells us that these girls may have been the losers of the challenge, but that they got a surprise when they came face to face with Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed. Oh my God, Princess Diana! Isn't that all you can think of when you hear the name "Al Fayed"? Back at the house, Lisa says, they "couldn't help gloating." Tashi comes in yelling, "We're the winners! We're the winners!" They also got to have tea with Mr. Al Fayed. Stephanie says that she didn't think Naomi and Edwina liked it one little bit. She starts to say that it's a shame, and then kind of hems and haws before finally saying, "We were bitches, really." I love Stephanie! Edwina and Naomi sulk in the confessional.

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