MONDO EXTRAS

And then we learn that Jenilee goes "for the big smacker," according to Tashi. She is sucking face with Paul Danan! THE Paul Danan! From Celebrity Love Island! Tashi adds that they were "snogging." Awesome. Hayley says good on her, because she was the only one who had the guts to do it. You know who doesn't say good on her? Jenilee's boyfriend. She calls him later to tell him about the whole thing, and says that she did it because she wanted to prove to everyone that she could be professional. Okay, that's pretty much the best line ever. I'm totally going to use that some day. "Sorry, honey, but I needed to do research for recapping! I have to prove to Wing Chun and everybody else that I can be professional!" Jenilee's boyfriend tells her not to keep doing that, and she says that it only lasted five seconds and was no big deal. He asks if they used tongues, and Jenilee hems and haws before saying, "I'm not gonna lie and say no." D'oh!

Okay, and then, the girls have to put their acting skills to the test in what is apparently the porniest commercial for ice cream ever. I think it's some sort of ice cream bar with "tiger" in the name, because Tashi starts roaring and whatnot. Lucy struggles, having not eaten anything more than sparse handfuls of wild grasses in five years. Seriously, she looks like she is repulsed by the taste and texture of food. Paul De Freitas, the casting director, tells her that she has a complacency or lack of ambition. Lucy says she thinks that's unfair, because it's a totally new situation for her. I think there's more to it, but I honestly don't know what the fuck she's talking about. And then there is Marisa. Paul tells her that her audition was uncomfortable and too sexual. And seriously, she DROPS TO HER KNEES DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CASTING DIRECTOR AND FELLATES AN ICE CREAM BAR. And then actually wipes the sides of her mouth and says, "It brings out the animal in you." Okay, that was awesome. Marisa says that she got the most criticism of all the girls and felt like it was an attack. Well, stop fellating ice cream bars and maybe people will treat you with more respect. How many times do I have to say that before these girls will listen? Commercials.