America's Next Top Model
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Lisa says that she's so proud of Edwina and Lucy, and thought that they shone even more than the other girls. She couldn't believe it, and got a little bit emotional watching them, because they were brilliant. Jonathan says that he was sitting next to a few agents, and that they couldn't tell who was in the competition and who wasn't, which was a testament to the contestants' performances. Marie pretends not to be a waxwork, and agrees with him. Edwina prattles on some more about forgetting to pose at the end. Lucy says that she doesn't care if she did as well as Edwina; she loved it and would do it again and again and again. And with that, we get commercials and the promise of learning who the winner is. Woo! Lisa Mail. Someone's going to win! Someone's dreams will be crushed! All is as it should be. Lucy says that she has to beat Edwina not only for herself, but for all the other girls in the house who have had arguments or confrontations with Edwina and who would want Lucy to win. Edwina does seem to be a bit of a pill. Edwina says to every single one of the girls who gave her a hard time -- and I quote -- "in your face. 'Cause look who's here now, and where are you?" Oooh, delightfully bitchy. It's been a roller coaster for Edwina, and she's glad to be there in the end. Lucy and Edwina pack and await news of their fates. Lucy's buttcrack is pixilated as she leaves the apartment. I wonder if they have to pixilated buttcracks when the show airs in England, too. I always thought England was more forward than we are in regard to buttcracks. And then...judging! Lisa asks the girls how they are feeling, and they're both pretty much speechless. Lucy says that it's good to be at the end, but that it's bad because that means it's all going to be over. She says that she was on top of the world during the catwalk, and really enjoyed it. Edwina, however, was annoyed with herself because she kept forgetting to pose at the end. Lisa tells her not to beat herself up too much, because it was her first show, and Jonathan adds that some of the biggest girls in the world make mistakes. The girls get to see footage of themselves on the runway. Edwina's walk is sexy, according to Marie, but Lisa says that she needs to work on her expression. Lucy's walk is great and confident, according to Marie, though Jonathan says that she's still not quite sure what to do with her arms. Lisa says that she's gotten a lot better, though. Both Edwina and Lucy have made the judges proud, but only one can be Britain's Next Top Model.
America's Next Top Model