America's Next Top Model
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The judges deliberate. Lucy has changed hugely in terms of self-confidence, and in her pictures. She was also unbelievable on the catwalk, and Marie says that she was better than the pros. Jonathan says that both she and Edwina blended in really well, but that it's going to take her a while to learn her own way of doing it. Marie says that she has her own kind of stamp already that can develop into a unique walk. Jonathan says that she looks slightly unconfident occasionally, though Marie thinks that she was going for a deliberately vulnerable look. Blah blah blah, etc. Lisa's boobs look great. Edwina looked beautiful, according to Jonathan, and Marie agrees, adding that she was very confident. Jonathan says that she has a great body for high fashion, and that the clothes fit her beautifully. Marie says that she didn't think Edwina could do photographic work, but that her recent pictures prove her wrong. Lisa says that both girls are fantastic, but only one can be Britain's Next Top Model. The girls stand before Lisa. When Lisa first met Lucy, she was a shy, unconfident young lady, unaware of her beauty. Which is, I'm sure, why she chose to enter a modeling competition. But Lucy has blossomed into the most gorgeous young lady. Edwina was young and inexperienced when Lisa first met her, but she's risen to every challenge and is every inch a model. The winner will receive an exclusive photo shoot with cosmetics retailer Ruby and Millie, a fashion spread in B Magazine, a contract with Models 1, and representation from the Beatrice agency in Milan. (I know that means nothing to any of us not in Britain, but I thought I'd give you the details anyway.) And the girl who is Britain's Next Top Model is...Lucy! Like you had any doubt. She jumps up and down and yells and is generally excited. No one gives a shit about Edwina anymore, and she's mad about it. She's feeling like a loser. That's because she is a loser! Ha! Whose face is it in now? She fades from the group photo, leaving Lucy victorious. Lucy says that everything you do and succeed at makes you a lot stronger, and makes you realize that you don't have to be afraid of everything. You can do anything. The show has changed her life. It's good because she can do what she wants now, and doesn't have to worry about problems or going away from home, because she's done it. It's made her a stronger individual. Wow, she is really completely inoffensive. Almost offensively so. Lisa says Lucy's proven that she has what it takes to make it in all aspects of modeling, and blah blah blah Tyracakes. I mean, I know the end got a little boring, but it's at least nice to have a different set of dumb-asses to mock, isn't it?
America's Next Top Model