America's Next Top Model
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Okay, and then, the girls have to put their acting skills to the test in what is apparently the porniest commercial for ice cream ever. I think it's some sort of ice cream bar with "tiger" in the name, because Tashi starts roaring and whatnot. Lucy struggles, having not eaten anything more than sparse handfuls of wild grasses in five years. Seriously, she looks like she is repulsed by the taste and texture of food. Paul De Freitas, the casting director, tells her that she has a complacency or lack of ambition. Lucy says she thinks that's unfair, because it's a totally new situation for her. I think there's more to it, but I honestly don't know what the fuck she's talking about. And then there is Marisa. Paul tells her that her audition was uncomfortable and too sexual. And seriously, she DROPS TO HER KNEES DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE CASTING DIRECTOR AND FELLATES AN ICE CREAM BAR. And then actually wipes the sides of her mouth and says, "It brings out the animal in you." Okay, that was awesome. Marisa says that she got the most criticism of all the girls and felt like it was an attack. Well, stop fellating ice cream bars and maybe people will treat you with more respect. How many times do I have to say that before these girls will listen? Commercials. When we return, Marisa broods on the criticism from the casting director, as Anne makes a shocking decision. She wants to leave! Jenilee says that she was very upset because Anne has a lot of potential. Stephanie is also shocked, and thinks Anne was a strong contender to win. The girls plead with Anne to stay. I don't know why. One fewer bitch to worry about, you know? Tashi says that she doesn't understand it at all, and tells Anne that she's not only letting herself down, but letting her little boys down. Oooh, Anne has kids. Unless Tashi is talking about her spectacular rack. The kids wanted their chance to shine! Anne says that she'd be letting herself down if she stayed. Tashi interviews that she felt like Anne could have gone far in the competition and is an absolutely special girl, but at the same time, she's a lunatic, and her leaving proves that. Okay, I kind of love Tashi. Anne confessionalizes (you can always tell it's a confessional by the cheesy red curtains!) that her heart and head aren't in the competition, and that it's not what she needs and wants anymore. She apparently lost all of her confidence as well. Naomi says that it's a selfish move, because there are lots of girls who would have loved to be there in her place. Marisa counters that there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be a model. There isn't? Why hasn't anyone told me this before?
America's Next Top Model