Fourteen lovely young moguls stand before Tyra, but only thirteen will remain in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model All-Star. There are prizes. We know who the judges are. Tyra calls Isis first, which means that she has the best photo of the bunch. Allison is called next, followed by Camille, Lisa, Angelea, Laura, Bre, Bianca, Shannon, Dominique, Sheena, and Kayla. That order makes absolutely no sense. What does make sense is that Brittany and Alexandria are in the bottom two. Tyra likes Brittany's photo, but says it's not super strong. Also not super strong is the fact that the crowd didn't find her memorable. And then there's Alexandria, who was booed. That made the judges wonder if they made a mistake. YES! But Alexandria stays, because of the new word that Tyra is teaching her now: polarity. The opposite of love, says Tyra, is not hate. It's indifference. Tyra Banks, the human thesaurus. She adds that when you have people that love you, and people that hate you, that is the definition of a true star. People that hate Tyra Banks: you are only making her more famous! She's got you, again. Tyra tells Alexandria that she might want to add a few more notches in the "love" column while still holding on to her fire.

Tyra hugs Brittany and says that the great thing is that she has a career and a business kind of thing. She's an entrepreneur, which Tyra is all about. Be the CEO of your life, ladies! If I were actually to hire a CEO of my life, I'd probably interview me, but hire someone with better organizational skills. Brittany is shocked about her elimination, and sarcastically wonders if she should have peed in a diaper to help people remember her. She thought she was going to go far in this competition, but alas. Brittany disappears from the compiled group photo, which oddly enough features a kiddie pool. That intern must have had a great time learning Photoshop!

Coming up: Drama! And ambulances!

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