And speaking of hot messes, it's Brittany "Drunkerstein" Brower from Cycle 4! Brittany was the Dickinson-esque party girl who got inappropriately drunk often enough for an ankle-turning stumble to be her signature walk. Boy, does she look surgified in her interview footage. Maybe it's the lighting? She tells us that her head is in much different place by now. Her hand, however, is still wrapped around a champagne flute. Brittany is very pretty, except when she's not. Next, it seems like Angelea walks in the door again, but nay! It's Dominique "Dude?" Reighard from Cycle 10. She apparently just had a baby. I think that's a ruse to throw us off the fact that she's a man. Kidding! She's all lady, except for the face. Dominique named her baby Bre, because of her hopes that her child will grow up to be a fierce protector of granola. Dominique reminds us that some people called her a tranny during her cycle. I wonder what jerks she could be talking about? Dominique apparently took some time off to raise a family, but now she's jumping back into her career full-force.

And then! It's Sheena "Plastic Rack" Sakai from Cycle 11! I do love her, even though she's really not so skilled with the modeling. Since we saw her last, Sheena has done some national commercials and a lot of hosting work, print work, and runway shows. She is here to mogul it up. And then! It's Isis "L-O-L-A" King, also from Cycle 11. Isis had her gender reassignment surgery about two years ago, and so no longer has to worry about a little something extra popping out during the inevitable bikini shoot. Isis prefers "born in the wrong body" to "transsexual," and says that she's embraced her sexuality more. That's good. She seemed so uncomfortable last time that it made me feel very sympathetic, which is not an emotion that you want to have regarding a Top Model contestant. But if you WERE going to feel a nice emotion for any of them, Isis is certainly a top contender.