"Ghetto fabulous" Bre is up next, in some shiny-ass purple pants. She tells us that Top Model launched her career, and she's booked national and international campaigns. She's signed to an amazing agency that shall not be named, and tells us that she's here to see if she's still got it. She doesn't even mention any individually wrapped food items, and actually seems quite chill. Dominique is next, with the persona of "masculine/feminine." We don't see more than three seconds of her shoot, so I assume that she's fine. Camille's persona is "diva," and she tells us that when she left Top Model she signed to an agency in Milan and worked with some fabulous designers. She admits that she has a little diva inside her, and adds that there are times when she can be extremely fierce. Somewhere in an attic there's a video clip of a lady doing a signature walk, and she gets older with each runway pass. Camille has not aged a day, I tell you.
Kayla spots a big gay pride flag on the wardrobe rack, and assumes correctly that it's for her. Her persona is "proud lesbian," and she reminds us of her dream to be the first openly gay top model winner. Brittany is next with the persona of "party girl," and she opens her mouth real wide just like Janice Dickinson taught her. Jay tells her to add even more party, and Brittany requests a cocktail. She might try falling into the pool. Brittany tells us that since Cycle 4, she started a "medical spa kind of thing" in Hollywood. Sounds... healthy? She's also still modeling and hosting. Or doing a "modeling hosting kind of thing." Brittany hopes to establish a phenomenal career kind of thing.
Next we have Laura, doing it up fishing hole style in her "country cutie" persona. If there are two things that Laura knows how to be, they are country and cute. Her body looks slammin', too. Alexandria shoots next, as the "tough California girl." I thought her persona was more "narcissistic personality disorder." She growls, which either proves that she's tough or that she's a jerk. Isis tells us that, looking around, she realizes this is a complicated situation, because these girls are hot. But when it comes to hotness, Isis ranks. She takes off her robe to reveal a bikini, which she is rocking. Her persona is "confidence," which is really not a persona. Confidence is to persona as "rain on your wedding day" is to irony. Isis has been doing a lot of motivational speaking since the show aired, and has traveled the country. She's here as living proof that, even when you have to go through a whole bunch of stuff, you should follow your dream. She really looks fly as she tooches her booty skyward.