America's Next Top Model

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Crouching Tyra, Hidden Drag Queen

Next up is Brittany. She loses her neck a bit, but Miss J. says that you don't need neck if you give great face. Jessica says that Brittany looks sexy, and Nigel notes that Brittany does sexy photos extremely well. Tyra adds that Brittany loves the light, and the light loves Brittany. And then there's Kara. Jessica tells Kara that she looks very uncomfortable in her photos, which is something that happens in the business. However, a model has to be careful not to let that show. Nigel tells Kara that she's got a great face, but it looks confused in the photo. Tyra says that whenever she feels uncomfortable, she smizes. Of course.

Laura is up next, and has made some progress on her outfit even though Tyra says she wouldn't wear it on a go-see. Jessica tells Laura to get rid of her jacket. Methinks she's gunning to ascend to the throne of Tyra once the old bat finally decides to retire. Tyra asks Laura if grandma Wanda Sue made the jacket, and Laura says that she fitted it. Tyra claps, because hicks are delightful! What is also delightful is Laura's photo. All of her poses are elegant, and she uses her weapons to lengthen her body. Well done! And then there's Sundai, who is instructed to remove some of her accessories. Jessica thinks that Sundai's legs look amazing in her photo, but Nigel points out that she has one facial expression and one pose. She has to step out of her comfort zone and add some variety. Tyra tells her to mix it up.

Nicole is next, and gets universal praise on her dress, which she won in the go-see challenge. Nicole won that thing by only booking two out of three go-sees, which must mean that the other girls stunk it up big-time. Nigel thinks that Nicole's photos are strong and powerful, and he adds that she's not afraid to stare down the camera. Tyra asks Nicole what she thinks of the shot, and Nicole says she wishes there was more variety in her facial expression. Nigel once again points out that she talks in monotone, and Tyra pipes in to say that this isn't about changing who she is and making her talk completely differently. It's about Nicole becoming a stronger, more smizing, version of herself. Who doesn't sound stoned all the time.

America's Next Top Model

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