America's Next Top Model

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Potes: B+ | 1313 USERS: B-
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Crouching Tyra, Hidden Drag Queen

Kara cries as Tyra tells her that when she entered the competition, she thought she was top three material. She asks Kara if she thinks she gave up this week. Kara just bawls in reply. Tyra tells her to push, focus and want it. And then -- ha! This elegant soliloquy is interrupted with a lingering shot of Brittany, whose non-cleavage is blurred! There is totally no nip slip there, and she wasn't blurred until Tyra mentioned something about her top being so low. Sorry, Kara, even Brittany's non-boobs are more interesting than you. Kara heads to the house to pack and tells us that she's disappointed in herself. She hopes that she's still able to "do modeling" but now it doesn't feel like a viable option. She asks what the point is of even coming on this competition if she was just going to leave in the middle of it and not win. The point is to show the world that you're a mean girl, I guess. She wishes that she'd stayed in Costa Rica. That makes three million of us. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Next week: commercials, and model meltdowns!

Potes never got to be airbound in a harness in her high school production of Peter Pan, and is still bitter about it. You can commiserate at potesypotes@gmail.com.

America's Next Top Model

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