America's Next Top Model

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Potes: B+ | 1328 USERS: B-
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Laura and Nicole are driving with about 40 minutes to go, and decide to head back to Wilhelmina. The other girls are of similar mindsets. However, despite Rae's misgivings, Sundai pushes them to try to make it to a third go-see before going back. Bad news! Remember what your forebearers have taught you! Nicole and Laura make it back first, while Erin and Jennifer are stuck in traffic and Jennifer resorts to praying. If it didn't work on the eye, it's probably of no real consequence here. Sundai and Rae make it to Trina Turk. Trina tells us that they were initially concerned that Sundai was too small, but she looked great on camera. Rae was very comfortable in front of the camera and kept moving, which impressed Trina. A successful go-see, but an ultimate fail. Kara and Brittany make it back to Wilhelmina, and Jennifer and Erin scurry and make it back with one minute to spare. Jennifer attributes it to the Lord, even though she's not that religious. I guess He does work in mysterious ways. Sundai and Rae are stuck in traffic and know they're screwed. They finally make it back at about 4:15 p.m. and know that they're in for an ass-whooping from Sean.

Indeed, Sean calls all the ladies together and announces that two of them did not meet the qualifications of the challenge. He makes Rae and Sundai raise their hands, and then asks them what happened. Rae explains that they had to wait at the first go-see, and likely goes on with some boring drivel from there that we are not privy to. Sean notes that showing up late can do irreparable damage to a model's career, and asks if they know how much money is lost if a model shows up late to a booking. He says that he doesn't have the time to deal with them right now, and doesn't even want them in the room, then tells them to go wait in the lobby. Sundai tells us that she was straight embarrassed, and she and Rae sulk out of the room.

With the riff-raff out of the way, Sean gives the rest of the girls their feedback from the designers. Jennifer is very sweet and the liveliest of the bunch, but wears too much eye makeup. Sean tells her to think about that, because presentation is everything and you have one chance to make the sale. Of yourself. It's creepy that he used the term sale, right? Laura has a very cute and fresh look, however she showed little range in her commercial casting. Brittany was gorgeous on camera, but robotic. Kara has a very strong walk, but is a bit too scruffy. Kara interviews that scruffy is usually a term she reserves for homeless dogs on the street. For people, she usually uses gentler terms such as "personality of a fetus." Erin has a very good walk, but is a bit too timid. Nicole has a perfectly sculpted face, but lacks energy in front of the camera. Sean announces that the winner of this challenge will get a piece from each of today's designers, including diamond earrings from Neil Lane, as well as a role in a nationally televised commercial. And the winner is... Nicole! Ha! Suck it, fetus haters! Nicole is thrilled, particularly on the heels of her subpar performance last week.

America's Next Top Model

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