America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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5 A.M. in Amsterdam

The girls rush off to their first task, which is to buy a train ticket to Amsterdam Central. Marjorie and Analeigh run to the ticket booth, but Marjorie sadly has been so acculturated that she temporarily forgets that she can't use American money to pay. The ticket guy quite hilariously asks them if they know where they are. Sheena and McKey take a look at the city transportation map, and Sheena acknowledges that even for a New Yorker it's challenging. Elina has to take off her shoes and go barefoot so she can run. With that uncomfortably repressed smile that makes her face look like it's going to crack, she says that it was one of the most fun things she's ever done. She says that a lot, which really underscores the fact that Elina has not had a whole lot of fun in her life. Sam and Elina make it onto their train, while Marjorie and Analeigh struggle to find the platform. And now let's allow Sheena to narrate verbatim for a moment: "I'm thinking Amsterdam is going to be, like, grimy and dirty and, like, weed and sex and alcohol. But it is so gorgeous." She says "alcohol" like "ALL-cohol," like Amsterdam is such a sin pit that they have ALL the alcoholics you could ever want lining the streets. Also, I don't think weed and sex and alcohol precludes a place from being gorgeous. Or at least that's what I say when I bring friends home to my apartment.

America's Next Top Model

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