There is Tyra Mail! "Every good lesson starts with a good foundation. Love, Tyra." Alexandria says that this is a challenge if she's ever heard one. All the girls give the same, "What are you even talking about?" look that the rest of us are giving to our TVs.
And then we check in with Molly and her weave of nightmares. You guys, this thing. If you haven't seen it, I can't even explain. Molly tells us that they took her former whack weave out, gave her a day or two to heal, and then gave her this second, equally hideous weave. Now she has a rash all over her scalp, and also looks like a total freak. She says she's pissed off all day long, and is in a constant state of itchy pain. She notes that she would never pay for this shit on her fucking head, and I think we can all stand behind her on that one. I'm going to start a charity called "Potes's Kids" so all of the white girls on this show who have gotten horrible weaves have a place to go for rehabilitation and support. We'll soon have a telethon to raise funds to buy head ointments and the like.
Suddenly, there is a shrill cry of, "Oh my God, that's my towel!" It's Alexandria, in the bathroom. I think that someone has taken her towel. She demands to know who picked it up. Hannah, who is wrapped in a towel, looks rather alarmed. Molly tells us that Alexandria is a total psycho and snaps at absolutely nothing. Alexandria goes on to say that she's not yelling and doesn't really give a fuck, and then argues that she hasn't said more than two words to anyone since they've gotten home. Hannah is all, "You just gave a monologue about your missing towel, you freak." And then Alexandria snaps back, "Great vocabulary." Alexandria is like the human incarnation of Molly's stank weave -- just foul from every angle. What a jerk. A whole bunch of the girls talk in the kitchen about what a nit Alexandria is. Mikaela points out that there was a whole conversation at panel in which she was instructed to stop being such a diva and to stop acting like she owns everything, and then she comes home and starts fighting over towels. Monique guarantees that everyone bitches about Alexandria in their confessionals, because she's getting on everyone's nerves.
To wit, we get a confessional montage! Brittani calls Alexandria obnoxious and controlling. Hannah thinks that she might be bipolar. Kasia says that she has severe psychological issues. Jaclyn simply says, "I'm kinda scared of her." Monique adds, "Etc., etc., etc." Basically, she has zero fans. Dalya says that Alexandria's attitude is going to defeat her, and Mikaela adds a quiet, "Let the ship sink." While everyone else is talking shit about her, Alexandria is in her bedroom with zit cream all over her face eating some Fritos. One really is the loneliest number.













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