http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Tue, 20 May 2008 10:49:17 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification And the Winner Is...: Three become one as Tyra and Co. pare down the remaining contestants via the annual Cover Girl ad and an actual, honest-to-God fashion show. In your skinny bitches’ faces! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/and_the_winner_is.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/and_the_winner_is.php Tue, 20 May 2008 10:49:17 -0500 Ready For My Close Up: This week is all about photography as the girls take a spin behind the lens in their challenge, and appear surprised by the paparazzi in their shoot. In the end, we all learn that super-sized self confidence can't overcome a busted face as Dominique is finally sent packing. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/ready_for_my_close_up.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/ready_for_my_close_up.php Tue, 13 May 2008 09:36:19 -0500 We Are Spartans!: the up and coming photographer for our time: Miss Tyra Banks.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/we_are_spartans.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/we_are_spartans.php Mon, 05 May 2008 13:00:40 -0500 Viva Italia: It's time for the annual commercial in a foreign language! This time, the girls shill for the Cover Girl Queen Collection. Fatima does a bang-up job despite being sick, while Dominique is so bad she's good. It's fake Whitney and Frankenstein Lauren in the bottom two, and sadly a punk rock girl will not be taking home the title this year. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/viva_italia.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/viva_italia.php Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:27:25 -0500 For Those About to Walk, We Salute You: Lauren slices off a bit of her thumb, but manages to put her painkillers to best advantage as she impresses in the challenge and photo shoot. Meanwhile, Fatima struggles to acquire necessary travel documents and has to go photo-less before panel. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/for_those_about_to_walk_we_sal.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/for_those_about_to_walk_we_sal.php Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:20:46 -0500 Top Model 10 Confidential: It's the annual clip show! We fondly recall Cycle 10 contestants past, and gain even more of an appreciation for the model known as "Magic Hands." http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_10_confidential.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_10_confidential.php Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:34:59 -0500 If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere: The girls do some going and some seeing before embarking on a photo shoot that makes them look like big squashed fairies slash bugs. It proves not to be the best look for Claire, and she is sent home. But not before almost breaking her neck! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/if_you_cant_make_it_here_you_c_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/if_you_cant_make_it_here_you_c_1.php Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:17:20 -0500 If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere: The latest episode in a nutshell. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/if_you_cant_make_it_here_you_c.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/if_you_cant_make_it_here_you_c.php Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:53:20 -0500 House of Pain: Tyra teaches the girls to work their shit like they have a broken ankle if they ever run out of posing ideas. Meanwhile, tensions flare between Dominique and pretty much everybody, and Claire and Aimee have a difficult time finding the beat in a musical photo shoot. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/house_of_pain.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/house_of_pain.php Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:50:14 -0500 Top Model Takes It to the Streets: This week is all about posing, as the girls take lessons from drag queens and elder statesmen supermodels. Though potentially racist Whitney gives a disappointing performance overall, it's Marvita who can't shake the ghetto of her mind and is sent packing. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_takes_it_to_the_stre_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_takes_it_to_the_stre_1.php Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:40:19 -0500 Where's The Beef?: Aimee thinks that she's seen the worst of it when she gets into a fight with the other girls over the shower. Little does she know the beef drawers that lie ahead. Lauren continues to struggle with her runway walk, but in the end it's Amis who is just too weird to stay in the competition any longer. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/wheres_the_beef.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/wheres_the_beef.php Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:00:04 -0500 Top Model Makeovers: Makeovers! There's some good, some bad, and some horse mane. Allison gets the boot, but not before totally getting into it with Fatima about whose butt is bigger. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_makeovers.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/top_model_makeovers.php Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:19:04 -0500 New York City, Here We Come: In their first week in New York, the girls must walk in a Badgley Mischka runway show in Times Square, dress like well-appointed homeless people, and put up with Fatima. Snotrag Kimberly can't take it and leaves of her own accord, while Atalya gets booted back to the outer boroughs. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/new_york_city_here_we_come.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/new_york_city_here_we_come.php Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:50:58 -0500 Welcome To Top Model Prep: A new crop of semi-finalists make their way to Top Model Prep, where learning is interspersed with burning down the catwalk. Marvita is back and has a whole lot of therapy under her belt. And we might have our most international season ever with contestants from Africa, Poland, and wherever the hell Anya comes from. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/welcome_to_top_model_prep.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/welcome_to_top_model_prep.php Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:34:33 -0500 The Girl Who Becomes America's Next Top Model (Season 9): America's Next Top Model winner. It's almost as shocking as that time you had turkey on Thanksgiving.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girl_who_becomes_americas.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girl_who_becomes_americas.php Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:44:14 -0500 The Girls Go To The Great Wall: The girls get all dressed up and go to the mall in an attempt to modernize traditional Chinese gowns worn by four great beauties, who clearly looked nothing like our remaining hamsters. While Jenah has an identity crisis and commits the fatal error of admitting she doesn't know who she is, Saleisha and Chantal excel at a shoot at the Great Wall, photographed by Tyra. But in the end, it's Bianca's mediocrity as a model that gets her, and her special brand of stank, sent home. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_to_the_great_wall.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_to_the_great_wall.php Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:09:32 -0500 The Girls Go On Go-See Adventures: It's time for Shanghai go-sees! Saleisha and Bianca do well and manage to make it back to the agency on time, while Heather gets lost repeatedly. A photo shoot with Nigel brings out the obnoxious in Jenah, and her deficient personality lands her in the bottom two. But alas, it is Heather who goes home. If she can find her way to the airport. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_on_gosee_adventur.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_on_gosee_adventur.php Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:33:27 -0500 The Girls Go To Shanghai: It's international time, as the girls make their way to China. Bianca continues her trend of being super-mean to Heather, until Heather kicks her bald butt in the week's challenge. The girls film a commercial and corresponding photo shoot for Cover Girl. Chantal does a pretty good job, while Lisa's lack of self-confidence and Heather's inability to speak do them in. In the end, Lisa is sent back to the pole, and we have our final five. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_to_shanghai.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_go_to_shanghai.php Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:38:26 -0500 The Girl Who Starts To Lose Her Cool: Project Runway-lite challenge and takes out her frustration -- nay, "fustration" -- on the other girls in the house. The photo shoot sees the girls posing in front of a burning car in the desert, but sadly, there is only emotional scarring, and no actual charring. Tyra announces that six girls will be going to China before booting the seventh -- Ambreal.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girl_who_starts_to_lose_he.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girl_who_starts_to_lose_he.php Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:54:35 -0500 The Girls Who Crawl: Tyra gives the girls a master class in video ho-dom, which is also helpful to that segment of the viewing audience who has always wanted to do a wall slide, but just didn't know what to do with their arms. The girls put their learning to use in an Enrique Iglesias video, which has Lisa and Heather in bit feature parts. Heather faints from the heat and lack of nourishment, but rebounds quickly after a banana. And despite the fact that Chantal is the much more annoying final two member, it is the too-big-too-small Sarah who is sent home. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_who_crawl.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/americas_next_top_model/the_girls_who_crawl.php Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:54:00 -0500