America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The first photo shoot had the ladies becoming outsized versions of their original Top Model personas. We learn that Lisa stared at Sheena so much that Sheena asked if she was a lesbian. Lisa was merely a straight lady in awe of Sheena's hotness. Isis made the whole thing seem effortless by awkwardly throwing her leg up in the air, but Brittany struggled with embracing her old persona. Or she embraced her old persona too much. One of those things. After the shoot, the models had to endure a live judging surrounded by adoring and/or hostile fans. Brittany tried to endear herself to the crowd by being loud and drunk, with mixed results. Nicki Minaj proved to be quite a competent guest judge, and fans got to weigh in on who they did and did not like. Alexandria was shaken when someone yelled at her to fuck off, as if that doesn't happen twice a day, every day of her life, by friends and strangers alike. But it was Brittany who got eliminated for being memorably unmemorable. And all the face work, probably. It reminded everyone too much of Janice Dickinson.

After a break, we focus on Isis -- the only transgender contestant in the show's history. She apparently had to answer a lot of questions from the other girls. Angelea, for example asks if her stitches were dissolvable. They were. Kayla asks if Isis had "stereotypical 'gay sex'." What does that even mean? Bianca asks euphemistically, "How do you make THIS into THAT?" The answer: penile implant. Bianca interviews that, being with so many different girls in the house, the best thing that you can do is ask questions and not judge. To her credit, Isis is very patient with it all. The dirtier and nitty-grittier the question, the better. I don't know what exactly the question was, but Isis sprouts this gem in a bonus clip: "Of course I had an orgasm, girl!" And then there's something about a donut that you sit on. There is a lot going on in the life of Isis!

America's Next Top Model

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