America's Next Top Model

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Smile and Pose

Angelea has got it going on, but you know that. ALT says, "I would want to talk to you if I saw you at the party on the street. I'd want to say, 'Oh, I must meet her!'" Tyra defines Angelea's look as, "I'm fake, and what? Whatchu gonna say about it?" I guess if I'm a Small Orange Man I'm going to say that buying knockoffs is the biggest fashion crime you can commit. Tyra rhapsodizes about Angelea's photo, and while she does so ALT shakes his magical wand at her. That is not a euphemism. He mouths something, too, which might be in French. And I think he might want to French Angelea, in fact, as he once again emphatically says that she's got it going on.

Jessica is next. Her photo is great, in no small part because she has her feet off of the ground and is full of energy. Nigel tells her that it's a magnetic photo, and every part of her body is telling a story. She takes great pictures. Raina is next, and has done a twist. A literal twist, to disguise her square torso. ALT says that Raina often has great emotion in her face, but this time it's not doing it for him. Pat tells Raina to be more sure of what she's going for. Last but not least is Alasia. Her best shot is beloved by ALT, who says, "You always captivate and fascinate me." Nigel loves Alasia's body, but wish that her head wasn't looking down. Pat agrees, and tells Alasia to be sure of herself and give something from her heart. This will translate through her eyes in a sort of heart smize. Hesmize? Think about it as we head to commercials.

When we return, the judges deliberate. Krista's shot is great. She seems a bit awkward, but she delivers. Tyra thinks that Brenda is Catalogue 101. Nigel says her potential is enormous, but she just doesn't get it. Alexandra was helped by the styling in this challenge. She has potential, but must understand that posing is about feeling. Pat doesn't think that she can pose in a strong way. Tatianna has a great shot, but can't survive on one great shot per week. The judges are afraid a week will come when she has none. Anslee has one of the most beautiful faces, according to Nigel. Tyra wonders if she's a shoulder-up model who should just do beauty. ALT points out that these days, you have to do it all. Angelea has gone into a world that ALT loves -- high fashion. She's fab. Jessica knows how to fly and is in another, very good world. Nigel says that she's such a pretty girl that she can afford to go ugly, and when she's ugly she still looks radiant. ALT wants to adopt Alasia. She's giving high fashion, he says, and is evoking star. Tyra says that sometimes you can look down, look to the side, kick your right leg up, reach toward the stiletto and create magic. I'll have to try that sometime. Raina's photo doesn't evoke the bogus, fake, faux poupee, according to ALT. In case you were wondering, a poupee is a doll. A poupette is a bad doll. You don't go to the dreck poupette level, you go to the high level, he says. Pat Cleveland says, "High fashion," and ALT replies, "High fashion," and Pat Cleveland says, "High fashion," and ALT replies, "High fashion," and Pat Cleveland says, "She has to learn to say hi to fashion." Just, wow.

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