America's Next Top Model

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Sticks in the Mud

Brittani is a standout in the photo, according to Nigel. ALT agrees that she owns the picture. Tyra notes that her left leg looks amputated, but because she bore through, the technical doesn't matter as much. If you can connect with your eyes, soul, and spirit, that missing half of your leg is of no consequence. This is Brittani's picture, and the other girls are her maidens. I bet there are three people who aren't very excited to hear that.

The blondes are up next. Nigel says that they are different from the brunettes. In general, he wishes that there was more body language, but there is a lot of great concentration and eye contact. ALT says that it could be a billboard for an all-blonde remake of Charlie's Angels. Or for G.L.O.W., the Glamorous Ladies of Wrestling. It even makes Sonia want to be blonde. No, she is perfect just the way she is.

Nigel tells Hannah that this is the most beautiful shot of her. ALT adds that there's thought behind her beautiful face, and emotional range. Monique gives a stink face here for absolutely no reason. Sonia agrees that Hannah looks calm, but at the same time is delivering intensity. Tyra thinks that Hannah looks stunning, but she wishes that she'd done more pulling in and relaxing. Everybody else is feeling each other, while Hannah looks like she's in a class portrait. A really hot class portrait, though.

Molly is super-gorgeous, and ALT thanks the heavens that she's gotten rid of the weave. Nigel says that Molly looks extraordinary, and adds that she has to be careful of her slightly weak left eye. Going on this show would really make you pay attention to all of your asymmetrical features, wouldn't it?

Sonia says that her eyes went to Kasia first, and that her interactions with the other girls are perfect. She really does look fly. Tyra says that she loved Kasia's film and that it was very impressive, even when she was on the end and Jay didn't like it so much.

And then there's Alexandria. She totally looks like she has osteoporosis in this picture. ALT says that it's a little bit posey, and like she's trying to weasel her way into a photo where nobody wants her. Well, that part at least is kind of true. Tyra tells Alexandria that she fell off this week. Her face was gone when she was lying in the front of the other girls, and she took no pains to tweak herself and make it work. However, Tyra loves the hunchback. It's still a problem that her film wasn't consistent, though. The other girls are totally not happy to hear that Tyra actually likes some of what Alexandria did.

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