Seven beautiful ladies stand before Tyra, but she only has six photos in her hands. Those six photos represent the six models who will be going to Brazil. The first name she's going to call is Teyona, who also has the best picture of the bunch. Next is Fo, followed by Natalie, Celia, and Allison. This leaves Aminat and London in the bottom two. The judges look at Aminat and see a girl with a strong body and beautiful skin and face, but think that maybe she can only do runway modeling. Then there's London. She has permanently smiling eyes, because the rest of her face is so fat that it smooshes them together in a cheery visage. And that is the rub. So who goes to Brazil? The girl who won't weigh down the plane unduly. It's Aminat who gets the photo. London is eliminated. Tyra tells her that she has a beautiful face, and she should go home and stuff it with ribs and enjoy life.
London exit interviews that she thought she'd be really upset with God on the day she got eliminated. But surprisingly enough, she's not! And God will help her burn the calories, so it's all good. London tells us that modeling is her number one passion -- aside from God, of course. She promises us that we'll see her face somewhere, probably in ads for The Half-Ton Woman. With that, we're out! Go enjoy a cheeseburger, everyone.
Next week: Brazil! It's exotic! It's electrifying! And some of the girls dump on Fo.
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