Jay pulls London aside and tells her that he's shocked in seeing such a huge -- pardon the pun -- change physically. London confessionalizes that she didn't know what to say to Jay, but is in fact in agreement that she's gained a lot of weight. Jay says that when you're in a competition you're stressed, and some people react to stress by consuming lard. However, it's clear that London isn't taking care of her body in the short run, and if she thinks this is tough she should take a gander at the chocolate cravings that will ensue if she's lucky enough to become an actual model. London says that her body just keeps gaining weight, and it's really freaking her out. She doesn't feel comfortable at this weight, and in fact can barely get these words out past her fat hamster cheeks. She says it's all about losing weight in a healthy way. Jay tells her to eat a balanced diet, including the three food groups: laxatives, cocaine, and unadorned green leaf lettuce. London feels like shit, as you do when someone tells you you're fat. God loves London at any size, though, which is of some comfort in these trying times.
Teyona is up next and is ready to work 10 times harder to ensure that the viewers of her photo see her rather than Ciara. And she does it! Jay tells Ciara that Teyona is giving her a run for her money. Ciara agrees. Natalie, meanwhile, has a giant fuzzy fro. Jay tells her to go way out of her comfort zone and do something that doesn't feel like her. She decides to take a try at showing emotion in her face. Mike suggests that she go the mean tigress route, and Natalie does so to good effect. Fo is next, and has great, tortured facial expressions. Jay loves the variety. Fo tells us that she's having a blast and isn't even nervous being onstage with an icon such as Ciara. Put this bitch on stage with Mariah, and then she'll learn about being nervous.
Next is Allison, and Jay wants her to bring some of her creative director energy to set. She tells us that she wants to prove that she's versatile and has different faces and emotions. She starts off looking awkward, and Jay stops her to tell her that the problem comes when she hesitates to smile. Allison gets pissed at Jay, probably because after calling London a fat-ass he got cocky and made a remark about her beaver teeth, and instantly starts doing better. She looks fierce and mean and awesome. Jay says that he had to lose his fuse to get a genuine real emotion from Allison, and that was frustrating. Then there's Aminat. That bitch is a mess. Ciara looks hot, but Aminat is totally gangly and awkward and at one point puts her back to the camera, and Jay says he didn't know that was in fashion. Aminat looks like a fish out of water, according to Jay. Aminat interviews that she has the face, the body, and the personality, so wonders why she's getting a C+ or B- on her photo shoots. Because, despite all those factors, she sucks. Jay says that Aminat was the worst of the day. She has personality, drive, and strong energy, but she never brings it on camera. On that terrible note, it's a wrap!













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