America's Next Top Model

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Fruits of Laboriousness

Teyona is up first, and Jay reminds her that they're bringing the movement to photos, so she shouldn't forget the camera. Teyona capoeira-fights a professional for her photo shoot. She interviews that she feels like a target right now because she's been doing so well. That's the price for success. Despite Jay's advice, Teyona totally forgets her face and isn't even facing the camera. He tells her and it still doesn't sink in. Allison is next, and gets on the ground for some poses. Jay tells her that she's thinking of modeling first. Celia also starts off good and even does a high kick in the air. At one point, though, she blocks her face with her hand. Fo goes next, and seems rather flexible. Jay tells her not to forget her face, because she looks like a pug dog. Oooh, true. But he still likes what she's doing, and says that you think about a picture first and then you shoot it. He adds a, "Right, Teyona?" because he's been told to stoke the flames of this boring rivalry so it can be made into a plot point. And then there's Natalie. She sucks. And boy does she have big boobs for a skinny girl. She may indeed have a future with Victoria's Secret. Celia interviews that Natalie's afraid to look stupid, and feels like she has to be hot doing everything. Paradoxically, this makes her look silly. It's true that she looks ridiculous doing capoiera moves. Aminat is next and totally forgets her face. She is way too lanky to be doing this type of thing.

America's Next Top Model

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