America's Next Top Model

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Fruits of Laboriousness

The Jays give the girls their critiques. Jay asks Teyona if she forgot there was a camera. Teyona says that she didn't have it in her mind yet, whatever that means. Miss J. tells her that even if she's sitting down taking a crap she should be giving a fierce face, because you never know who's watching. Did anyone else suddenly just get really paranoid about going to the bathroom? Miss J. demonstrates how to look fierce while wiping your bottom. If this show gives a person anything, it's practical advice. Allison was very smart about what she did pose-wise and was aware of the camera. Celia did not show her face well enough. Jay was surprised that Fo did so well in terms of using her body, but her face was a big question mark. Natalie looked like a can-can dancer and was generally ridiculous. Jay tells Aminat that this is the strongest they've seen her move on set. However, her face was horrible. And the winner is... Fo! She's pumped, and ready to stick it to Teyona. She announces that she'll be cutting Teyona's photo shoot in half. Fo interviews that there were two reasons for doing this. One is that Teyona is a fierce competitor, and the other is -- you guessed it -- Teyona didn't pick her to share in the challenge prize last week. Frankly, Fo should be grateful that she was spared additional time with Ann Shoket. But she tells us that payback is a bitch. Teyona interviews that Fo is a cool person, and she considers her a friend, but at this point it's every man for himself.

The girls return to the house, where there is more Correio da Tyra. It reads, "Tomorrow you'll enjoy the fruits of your labor. Love, Tyra." Celia thinks that they'll be shooting with men feeding them grapes, because she is at that horny stage of menopause. Meanwhile, Teyona goes up to Fo and says she's honored that Fo chose to zing her with her challenge win, because it proves that Teyona is fierce competition. But she's really not honored, because she follows this up by saying that if she had won she wouldn't have shot Fo's ass down. Fo replies that Teyona shot her ass down last challenge. Oooh, should have kept that to herself, because now instead of being a strategic hard-ass she just seems like a giant dork. Nonetheless, she has no regrets about her choice, and says that Teyona is getting a taste of her own medicine. Teyona asks Fo why she didn't say something last week about having her feelings hurt, and Teyona says that it's over now, which clearly it is not. Man, am I glad not to be 18 anymore. Teyona interviews that she doesn't care if she hurt Fo's feelings, and caps things off by saying, "You gonna need those extra 50 frames." With that ominous yet predictable prediction, we head to commercials.

America's Next Top Model

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