And hey! There is no Whitney's My Life as a Cover Girl commercial! I guess they've run out of even crappy Cover Girl things for her to do. Yay!

When we return the girls head off to their shoot, and Sam hopes that if they're going to be nude they're nude in a fashionable, couture manner, and not [Sam scary face/voice]: "HI I'M NUDE!" And like, pumping gas from betwixt their legs or whatever. When the girls get to the set they see Jay Manuel putting makeup on a man who is facing away from them. He puts down his brush for a moment, and then asks them if Christian's face can take this much makeup. Christian turns around looking like a Cirque de Soleil clown. Tyra then appears on a balcony and yells, "Hell no!" She glides down the stairs looking crazier than ever, then ominously asks the girls how they're doing today before telling them that she'll be shooting them today. And they're conveniently lined up for her, too! Seriously, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if she offed them all just so she could get back to filming more promo spots for Stylista.