America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Potes: B+ | 1278 USERS: C+
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Shut Up, Amanda

The judges deliberate. Janice is digging Eva, and, in the words of Danilo, "Danilo thinks she's beautiful." Oh, Danilo. Jennipher is striking, but her photos suck. Ann is meh. Yaya is good. Nigel doesn't get Norelle, and Janice thinks she looks like a parakeet. When shown a photo of "Kristi," Janice says, "Oh my God, help!" Julie's photograph is poor, and she totally blew it with the manufacturing crap. Tyra says that she was extremely turned off that Julie said she was using the modeling world to get somewhere else. Huh. I'm suddenly getting the urge to shake [ma] body, body. Amanda is flawless. Toccara looks great, but Janice hates fatties. Cassie is pretty, but not fantastic. Nicole is an up and comer. Kelle's photograph stinks, and Tyra thinks she blames other people for her own lack of intensity. Nigel says that he hates it when people say how beautiful they are, and that in fact they should wait for a panel of judges to tell them. At this, Janice gives a funny little laugh, and I have a feeling that, had the shot not been cut right there, we would have seen her pull out a giant Ziploc bag containing her old face, and then do a bit of the old "You're so pretty, Janice!" "No, Janice, you are!" routine. Janice says that she's feeling Toccara over Kelle, which, let me tell you, bodes poorly for Kelle.

The following women are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model: Amanda, Nicole, Eva, Yaya, Toccara, Jennipher, Cassie, Norelle, Ann, and "Kristi." Will Julie and Kelle please step forward? Both of your pictures suck. Kelle, you played the blame game. You need to hear a critique and say, "I can do better." Or, if this show is any indication of the new wave of grammar, "Kelle can do better." Julie, what's with the manufacturing shizzle? You both lack passion, and Tyra is so disappointed in the. Both. Of. You.

Julie is eliminated. Boo! According to her, the one time in her life that she was honest, she got burned. That, my friends, is a lesson learned. She's sad that this is over. Goodbye, Julie. Potes will miss you.

Next week: Miss J. teaches the girls how to walk! America's Previous Top Model, Yoanna, is there to help. The girls get to partake in a "surprise runway show" that is a dream for Norelle, but a nightmare for the night-blind Amanda. Face? Meet runway.

America's Next Top Model

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