America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Back at the house, Leila's loot awaits her, and the challenge scores are posted. Leila received the high score of 9, while Nastasia got an 8, Kiara got a 7, Laura got a 6, and Kristin rounds out the bottom with a 5. Kristin continues to be pissed off and interviews that her getting the lowest score is total bullshit. As she fans herself while still wearing her sunglasses indoors, Kristin asks aloud if she has to stand there as Leila tries on all of her new clothes. Leila sums it up as such: "Kristin hates me." And it's true! Kristin tells us that Leila has no genuine friends in the house, so picked Kiara to share in her prize because Kiara was kissing her ass. I mean, wouldn't YOU pick the person who was actually being nice to you? Kristin and Laura retire to their room, where Kristin goes on a diatribe about how fake everyone in the house is. She says that she'll never be happy for someone else's victory -- only her own. Shots of Kiara fawning over Leila as she tries on her clothes are interspersed with Kristin making fun of Kiara fawning over Leila as she tries on her clothes. Kristin does have a very small point here. But she also mostly wants to throw something at what she characterizes as Leila's "ugly-ass face," so it is also somewhat difficult to fully side with her. Laura stays silent as Kristin rants, saying that she wants to stay out of the drama. Leila and Kiara then squeal about going to the spa, and hold hands while they're getting massages. Okay, that is a bit much. In other breaking news, Kristin still hates Leila.

And then there is Tyra Mail! It is sadly delivered by P'Trique (via video), but comes with drinks to make it more palatable. The Tyra Mail says: "Whether you're a chic little babbling brook or a fierce raging river, remember that when you're chasing the title of Top Model, it is easy to fall." Wait, that doesn't even rhyme! Don't Tyra Mails (or is the plural of that Tyras Mail?) usually rhyme? Or am I delirious? It's all the election coverage, I think. And is P'Trique the human sacrifice Kiara will have to make to win this competition? I'm totally okay with that. The ladies head to the beautiful Dunn's River Falls, where Johnny awaits them. He tells them that their mission today is to get a killer shot while posing in the waterfall as warriors. Their photographer for the day has shot with everyone in the business and knows how to work it from both sides of the camera. She also, it turns out, knows how to make an entrance in a jet ski. Yes, it is Tyra. As she pulls in, she notes that her first swimsuit calendar, of which you may have heard constant mention last week, was shot right in this very spot. She then shouts, "Fierce! Water! Warrior princesses! In the Jamaican waterfalls!" Between the falls and the jet ski engine, I don't think anyone can actually hear her. Probably for the best. The girls all cheer anyway.

America's Next Top Model

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