America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who Freaked the Hell Out

Renee next heads to designer Kit Willow. Renee tells us that she heard that Kit just had a baby, so Renee snuck a couple of photos of her son into her portfolio. The ruse works as Kit lets out an "Awwwww" when she gets to the photos of Troy and notes that she just had a baby girl. Well done, Renee! Brittany heads over to Anna & Boy, and she interviews that she's okay with the small-talk thing, but this is a professional setting, and you're not really there to chat. However, you're also not there to sit in awkward silence with the charisma of an eggplant. No, no. An eggplant is too charismatic. With the charisma of a rutabaga. Yeesh. Jaslene sees designer Anna McCall, who says she's fantastic with a walk that's strong but not too over the top. Brittany walks for designer Wayne Cooper, who yells at her to get her arms under control. He tells us that she's very uncoordinated and that catwalking doesn't come naturally to her.

Dionne sees Kit McCall and isn't so into Kit's dog. Good thing, or she might have asked to keep him. Kit tells Dionne to put her shoulders back since they're rounded, and notes that her posture needs some work. Dionne asks if she can keep a pair of shoes, and Kit just looks dumbfounded. Dionne then sees Wayne Cooper, who loves the look of a gorgeous black dress on her brown skin, and tells us that she has a lot of confidence and that he'd definitely book her. She changes and returns the dress, and he jokes with her that he thought he'd see it hanging out of her pocket on her way out. She laughs, because what's funny is also often true.

Designer Arabella Ramsay says that Jaslene was very young and fresh, which she liked. Natasha, on the other hand, was very sexual and flirtatious, and that's something that Arabella would not go for. Natasha gives Arabella a hug before she leaves, and we hear the needle scratching on the record. Do not touch the designers! They bite. Dionne tells us that she has one hour left, so she's going to see designer Alice McCall and then head back to Priscilla's. Dionne asks Alice if she can keep a top, and Alice quite correctly answers, "You can buy it." Finally, someone has put a stop to the madness! Anna & Boy think that Renee had great legs and a great body for swimwear. They call her "NeNe," which means that either the girls were forced to use their alter ego names, or Renee just stupidly decided to do so herself. Renee and Dionne head back to Priscilla's, because they don't want to be disqualified.

America's Next Top Model

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