Back inside, Priscilla hilariously understates, "I assume that Brittany knows that she's been disqualified." Yes, and George W. Bush is kind of slow. I mean, seriously. Priscilla gives the girls their feedback from the designers. Renee has a great personality (really?), but the designers thought she photographed too hard at times. Dionne's personality appealed to the judges, but she needs to work on her posture. Jaslene has a great body and walk, and also got the best feedback overall. She's the winner! Yay, Jaslene! She is so excited, and she notes that she hasn't yet won a challenge. Her prize is a photo shoot on top of Sydney Harbor Bridge. Pretty cool. She picks Dionne to share it with her. Priscilla congratulates all three of the girls and sends them on their way.
When they get outside, Natasha kindly says, "Can I hug the winner?" Meanwhile, Brittany regales everyone with the tale of how she was fucked because her cab driver didn't listen to her. Jaslene interviews as if she's talking directly to Brit, "Brittany? Why you put up these excuses that make yourself look bad?" She adds that Brittany has constant excuses for everything. Brittany brats that she only missed the deadline by a minute, and Renee says that's not true, because Natasha was legitimately only one minute late. Brittany clearly does not feel like she's getting the appropriate sympathy. It's hard to make people feel bad for you when you both look and act like a cracked-out Ronald McDonald. Next, she'll be calling up Mayor McCheese and asking to appeal the decision.
Jaslene and Dionne, meanwhile, have their photo shoot on top of the Sydney Harbor Bridge. And their photographer is Nigel! It's good times for all.
Meanwhile, there is Tyra Mail, read by Natasha for extra amusement: "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Can you rock each planet? Half of your picture perfect future is in my hands. Love, Tyra." The girls are puzzled. Dionne speculates that it might have something to do with aliens, because of the "future" connection. Oh, if only little green men would come to take them away. For, like, thirty minutes, they sit there and still can't figure it out. Brittany speculates that maybe Tyra will be dressed as a guy, or maybe Tyra is taking the pictures. Jaslene screams, "Jes!" at the latter. Renee says that she's really nervous about having Tyra take her picture, because a) you want to impress Tyra with all you've learned; b) Tyra is a judge; c) Tyra is THE judge. With that reminder of exactly who is in charge, we head to commercials.