America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Breaking Down Is Hard to Do

Lucky Jaeda gets Nacho as her scene partner. She wants to practice their scene, but he tells her that, right now, there is no practice; there is only eating. The other girls seem to be practicing with their scene partners. Jaeda tries to be flirty in going over the script, and Nacho says, "No, I don't like you to. I'm sorry. Do you understand? Do you think, 'Oh, make out, that okay?' and I say...'I don't like.'" Eugena interviews that Nacho told Jaeda that he doesn't like black girls. Try some chocolate with your caramel, Nachie! You might like it. ["Plus I didn't hear anything about black girls. Maybe Nacho is gay. Or, given that his scene partner is Jaeda...not gay." -- Wing Chun] Caridee interviews that no one should be treated like that, and that she'd hate to be paired up with that guy. She says that she'd make out with Amanda before she'd make out with Nacho. Ew, kissing girls, gross! And I know there has been some debate about the whole Nacho affair, since we didn't see him say anything directly inflammatory, but I have a feeling that he must have said something that sounded more specifically like "I don't like black girls," given Caridee and Eugena's reactions. ["Yeah, you're probably right. Jaeda's probably too dumb to try to camouflage her own sucking by falsely accusing someone of making racial slurs." -- Wing Chun]

Jaeda tells someone else at the table that Nacho doesn't want to help her. She interviews that she's worried about the shoot, because she has to make out with Nacho, who is an idiot and a jerk and doesn't like black girls. She was so excited to go to Spain, but now her first night is ruined. But I hope her spirits are boosted when the girls get to their gorgeous Spanish apartment. That is, like, my dream home. The girls get a welcoming Tyra Mail, which tells them that the challenge winner gets to pick her room first. Caridee is, quite naturally, psyched. Melrose interviews that, clearly, Caridee chose the big room with the big bed and all the closet space. No one can blame the bitch for that.

The next morning, the girls get ready for their shoot. Melrose says that she stayed up two extra hours studying her lines, and totally has them down. Caridee tells us that Catalan is a native language that is like Spanish mixed with a lot of other dialects of the world. The girls all go over their lines as they eat their cereal and whatnot. Caridee can't roll her tongue, and says that she sounds like a dead car. Michelle says that she hasn't kissed a guy since she was ten, and hopes that she doesn't suck or is too awkward. In the kitchen, Jaeda tells Melrose that she doesn't think they'll actually have to kiss the guys. Melrose says au contraire (or whatever the Spanish equivalent is): they'll be having a serious "makeout sesh." Leave it to Melrose to take the last bit of sexiness out of making out. Jaeda says that she's really loyal to her boyfriend, and is not looking forward to kissing some random Nacho. Melrose tries to cheer up Jaeda, saying that it will be fun, but Jaeda just stares out the window. I'll bet Melrose gets that reaction a lot.

America's Next Top Model

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