America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Back inside the deliberation room, Janice kicks things off by saying that Catie should be out for her frequent meltdowns. But never one to walk away from a one-liner, she retorts to Tyra's "Xiomara" with a yelled "Ah, see you later" that makes me thank the higher powers for her existence on this show. The planet she came from must miss her horribly. Mercedes and Shandi show great growth. Camille didn't do that well. Yoanna has "a lovely face" but, according to Nigel, "definitely has to work on her body." Thanks for driving the point home that "that's what you get for eating," Nigel. Props all around. Sara they loved, April they loved, Heather was a mess on the shoot. Jay thinks Heather's out, Janice says she's in. Janice also thinks Jenascia is -- wait for it -- "too short." Eric tries to play the Kate Moss card again, and Nigel finally puts an end to that, delivering some part of what was, I'm sure in its entirety, "I knew Kate Moss. Kate Moss was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Kate Moss." It's from politics. Look it up.

And back in they come. Ten ladies present, nine photos in Tyra's hand. And here we go: Shandi, April, Yoanna, Mercedes, Sara, Camille, Jenascia, and Catie are all granted immediate reprieve. Tyra gives Catie a quick speech about how her fears cannot wreck her future. I guess she hasn't seen that picture of herself yet.

Tyra calls Xiomara and Heather forward. Heather, she says, looks "a little too teen," but they don't know if it's because she is...well, a teenager, or if she really sucks. But what better way to figure it out than to keep her around for one more week, right? RIGHT? Xiomara, meanwhile, blew it when she let Catie take her focus away. "We think this was your weakest week since you've been here." So I guess that means she doesn't have the hunger necessary to..."Xiomara." Oh. What? Yay! She bursts into tears, and so does Tyra, as Heather accepts a hug from all of her five-minute-at-a-time-friends and retreats to the loft: "One man's trash is another man's treasure. Obviously, I'm trash here. I'll be a treasure somewhere else." Heather fades from the photo in the final frame, and the balance of the picture now looks awesomely like all of the girls have made a solemn pact to get as far away as possible from Camille.

America's Next Top Model

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