America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

Episode Report Card
Potes: B+ | 172 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Concrete and Barbed Wire

And then it's time for Tyra Mail! "A good first will get you more bang for your buck! Fierce and love, Tyra." Oh my god, are they going to make Victoria lose her virginity to a really skilled gigolo? Best challenge ever! 10s for everybody! The girls head to Smashbox Studios, where Kelly Cutrone awaits. She explains that today they're sending the girls on castings with clients who are booking real, legit, money jobs. Markus Barrington, a Women's Division Agent from LA Models, is on hand to list the designers they'll be seeing: Guess, Whitney Port, Cecilia Cassini, I Heart Ronson, and Lulu Guiness. Each designer will only be allowed to book one girl, but the girls can book with more than one designer. The winner will be the girl who books the most jobs. The models are paired up into teams of two -- Brittany with Kristin, Laura with Nastasia, and Kiara with Victoria. Kiara puts her arm around Victoria in a way that's supposed to be nurturing, but in fact is annoying. Victoria is not up for playing, "Are you my mother?" quite yet.

The girls set off in three Mini Coopers, and have five hours to complete all of their go-sees. Brittany and Kristin head to Guess first to try on some colorful jeans, and we learn that Kristin is redoubling her efforts to beat Laura. Sarah Boyer, the Senior Merchandising Director at Guess, tells us that Kristin is definitely a contender. When Brittany walks, all Sarah can say is, "...Okay." She's too sweet and girl-next-door, and even Guess isn't quite ready for a "Little Mermaid sex bomb" campaign quite yet. Kiara and Victoria turn up at Guess next, and when asked to talk about herself Kiara mentions playing basketball. Victoria thinks this is very unprofessional and not relevant to why they're there. Well, what does she think they're going to talk about? It's not like any of them has actual modeling experience! The Guess ladies seem to like Kiara just fine.

For reasons having to do with not knowing their way around L.A., Laura and Nastasia decide to go to Guess last and wind up at Lulu Guinness first. Lulu Guiness is a Tim Burton-variety British lady with colorful lip-shaped handbags. She says that Nastasia's looks grew on her, and that she has a more sophisticated appearance when photographed. Brittany and Kristin next head to I Heart Ronson, where designer Charlotte Ronson awaits. She explains that I Heart Ronson is a line for JC Penney, so it's about all-American, natural beauty. While Brittany was cute and bubbly, Charlotte thought that Kristin seemed more comfortable with what she was doing.

America's Next Top Model

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP