America's Next Top Model
The Girl Who Comes Back

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Previously: Victoria proved that there is such a thing as being too skinny. And too crazy. And too loving toward your mom.

This week, we enter with Laura complaining about how terrible and unexpected it was for her to be in the bottom two. There's only so much a human can take before starting to break, she says, while doing nothing resembling breaking. Oooh, the struggle! Go sob on the phone to your mom about how much you miss her country cooking and then get back to us. Meanwhile, Brittany gets a letter from her sister, who seems as syrupy and Disneyfied as Brit herself. Little sister writes, "It is so true, no one can ever comprehend the feeling I have toward you." And then she rubbed a lamp or talked to a starfish or something as she prepared her cryogenic freezer for entry.

Brittany reminds us that she's had the second best photo three times. She wants to get best photo, so she can be someone that her little sister can look up to and be proud of. Instead, maybe she should look into transferring to a four-year university and getting a degree so she can be someone that her little sister can look up to and be proud of. Just a thought!

Meanwhile, the contestants sit around the kitchen table and speculate about which of the eliminated girls stands a chance of coming back. Nastasia thinks that it's between Allyssa and Leila, and we are reminded that Jessie, Darian, Destiny, and Yvonne also exist. Then it's time for a big family meal around the table. Everyone is there except for Victoria, and there are murmurs about her probably not coming. Because, you know, issues. But then she shows up, probably with one luxurious pea rolling around on her plate. So very filling! Will she be able to finish it all? Victoria reminds us that last week at panel, Tyra asked about her "situation" -- e.g., her ever-impending mental breakdown and/or potential eating disorder -- and some of the girls were making faces behind her and, upon prompting, expressed concerns about Victoria's health. She feels like daggers are being thrown at her behind. Spiky sharp pains in the back are probably a symptom of malnutrition and sobbing-related dehydration.

Things are very awkward at the dinner table, and Brittany expresses the common theme of concern that Victoria is not strong enough to deal with all the shit that being on the 19th season of Tyra Makes a Dollar can throw at you. Victoria tells her that worry, anxiety and stress about "other things" were getting to her, and Kristin interrupts to say that Victoria isn't stable enough to handle this competition. And, you know, we do have seven episodes worth of evidence to back up her claim. Kristin is also upset that Victoria tried to make the rest of them look bad in front of the judges, and Victoria gives a well-deserved WTF about who made whom look bad. As Brittany says that they were just concerned about her health, Victoria tries to end the conversation, saying that she can't take it right now. Kristin sees this as a checkmate, reiterating that Victoria can't handle the stress. Victoria responds that she might not think Kristin is mature enough for certain things -- "certain things" being "eschewing stankery" -- and Kristin says they're not talking about her. Victoria, who is clearly not used to verbal fisticuffs with mean girls, interviews that she's exhausted and despondent. I'm starting to feel that the home school language arts curriculum is just one big word-a-day calendar. In any case, Kristin tells Victoria not to start with her, and Victoria tells Kristin not to start with her, and I think underneath it all we all know who really shouldn't be starting something with whom. Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ku sa, indeed.

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