Natasha is up next. Twiggy thinks that her makeover is better, but Tyra says that there are some problems with her outfit. It is true that pink satin pants and a tank top with giant sequins might be a bit much. Natasha laughs, which cracks up the judges. Twiggy says that her gumball photo is gorgeous. Nigel notes that her eyes might be a little squinty, and Natasha says that she likes the photo anyway because it's better than her other pictures. Tyra says that Natasha is the best salesman in the world. The judges love her whole shtick. Tyra says that Natasha's film was not good overall, and that she needs to relax and stop thinking. Beauty doesn't make a model, she says, and all those weird-looking girls that we make fun of make great models because they know how to project.
Felicia is next. Tyra likes her hair, but her outfit -- which includes huge white sneakers -- is way too video, when Felicia should strive to look fashion. Felicia kicks off the shoes. The judges love her photo. Nigel says that it's breathtaking and completely commanding. Tyra says that Felicia will relate to girls everywhere because of her casual style, but at the same time, she needs to soak up fashion so that she can do both. "You ain't no Tyra Banks, hood rat" is the underlying subtext.
Whitney is next, and tells the panel to call her Beyoncé. Tyra asks for a Beyoncé twist and twirl, and Whitney obliges. They look at her photo. Ms. J. says that she has cream in all the right places, Lord have mercy. It does kind of look like someone jizzed all over her. Nigel thinks that it's a little forced, and Twiggy notes that she looks stiff and uncomfortable. Tyra says that the discomfort that everyone's feeling shows in Whitney's face, and then Tyra gives her one of those "Let me show you how to move back an inch and you'll be a model!" demonstrations that we've come to know and love.
Brittany is next, and Tyra says that she looks pretty. Nigel says that the hair color is perfect on her, and Brittany says that it hurt a lot. Tyra says that hair weaves are really painful (subtext: "Give me some damn credit for once, fools!"). Brittany slaps her head a couple of times, and Tyra tells her that she's doing the "black girl pat," which occurs when the weave starts itching. Tyra notes that Brittany was the challenge winner, and Brittany totally starts crying for no reason. The judges look at her photo, and loooooove it. Seriously, it's really good. Neeko says that it's Fashion Week 2008. Tyra says that there are no negatives, and Renee wants to eat her hat.













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