America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who Was Filler

So here's what's going down. Jael's going to go brunette and get long extensions. Cassandra's getting her sewn-in wig removed, and will then get a thick, wavy Afro weave. Renee will get her hair chopped off Yoanna-style, to accentuate her broad shoulders. Whitney is getting big, curly wavy hair. Diana is going blonde, and might also get a few weave tracks to make her hair thicker and longer. Felicia is getting blunt bangs on top of a long, straight layer. Dionne is getting a "Kelis" 'do, which is apparently short with a "heavy thing" at the front. I have no idea how that one is going to turn out. Sarah's basically going to keep her cut, with a little shape and dirtiness. That doesn't bode well. Jaslene's going to go a little shorter, but with added thickness and body. Brittany can handle almost anything, says Tyra, so she will get big, bushy, long, wavy red hair. Natasha's going to get a chocolate brown Vidal Sassoon-inspired cut that is longer in the front than the back. The Jays then go through this whole big where they cut a chunk of Tyra's hair off with hedge clippers, like anyone believes that Tyra has any actual hair. We all know the woman is bald as Telly Savalas.

The makeovers begin! There are lots of chemicals and foil bits. Sarah is done first, with her light brown hair. She says that it really brings out her facial features. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

America's Next Top Model

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