America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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The Girl Who Was Filler

Finally, we get back to business. The girls meet Jay Manuel at a place that has been made to look like Candyland. Jay tells them that ice cream is one of both his and Tyra's favorite treats, and today the girls are going to be the treats in the photograph. Their hair, makeup, and wardrobe is going to be candy. Hey, that sounds...sticky. Like, little-kid-hand sticky. The upshot of this is that the girls are going to be nude. There are a lot of cheers, most prominently from Jael, of course. Brittany, however, doesn't look so happy. Jay asks her about it, and she says that she'll deal. The photographer for the day is Joseph Cultice, who has shot Justin Timberlake in a leather vest. Gay!

Brittany is, once again, getting all weepy. She says she knows that, when she gets home, her parents are going to be really upset that she had to take her clothes off, and that she's going to have to deal with that. Okay, first of all, have you never watched the show? And second, you said you'd deal, so deal. If not for Renee making Brittany look better, I might be more annoyed with her whinging. Dionne interviews that Brittany was pouting around like a little kid, and needed to get over it.

The shoot begins! Cassandra is "jelly beans." She basically has a scoop of ice cream in her hand, and a few strategically placed jelly beans glued to her body. She says that the ice cream was cold and that she was uncomfortable, but that she didn't want to complain and make a fuss. We'll see how far that gets her. Jay says that Cassandra needs to start practicing in the makeup room, because she came out looking really stiff.

Meanwhile, Brittany complains to Felicia that her hand is not going to react well having ice cream in it, and Felicia -- who is also through with Brittany -- says that nobody's hand will. Like, for real, Brittany.

Sarah is next as "hard candy" and seems to do an awesome job. Jay loves her. (I should mention that there are lots of pixilated bits to be had in this whole segment.)

Dionne is a candy cane, and does some really cute stuff. She tells Jay that she thinks she's more comfortable naked, and he noncommittally says that's interesting.

Brittany complains that she's freezing and that her teeth are chattering before she finally bucks up to be a banana split. She rocks the shoot, again. Sarah says that one pose is like something you'd see in Vogue. Renee interviews that Brittany was full of excuses, but then was awesome on her shoot. She wishes Brittany would just shut up. Take that rule and apply it to yourself, Renee, and we'll be in business.

America's Next Top Model

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