Nastasia is next, and seems to do a fine job, while Leila's head takes a beating from the hula hoop. Brittany puts on extreme sexy face, and then goes straight for the hula hoop and starts twirling. How did she know how to do that? I feel like it would take me a bit of time to figure out exactly how to hoist myself up on a hanging hoop and spin. I guess some people are just naturally have a little bit of Cirque du Soleil in their blood, OR community colleges are giving a more well-rounded education than we suspected. My secret favorite Kristin is next, and just walks around looking bitchy with her ass hanging out of her dress. She tugs the dress down at some point, which Jonte' says is actually a big no-no. If a designer were to see you do that, he says, they'd fire you for life. Rob agrees. Well, note to self, I guess. Darian looks just normal as she walks, while Laura summons all the drunk college girl mojo she has inside and sort of bounces around, possibly while snapping her fingers. Maria looks severe and awkward and almost falls off the stage. Victoria questions whether Harvard Maria really wants it, possibly because her real degree from Harvard has subconsciously conditioned her to have goals that go beyond working a hoop in a dingy nightclub. I know, what a jerk!
Next to walk is Yvonne, who tells us that she was on her dance team in high school and so knows how to move. She does perhaps the least graceful leg kicks that I have ever seen, totally exposing her cooch, but Jonte' and Rob love it. Allyssa is next, and tells us that her Brazilian heritage gives her confidence when it comes to movement. However, she wouldn't kick up her leg in a tight little skirt because she's not a giant hobag. Those weren't her exact words, but the implication is strong. Oh! And then it's Victoria's turn! Every time she's on screen, I get completely giddy with anticipation. She walks like an insane person, then awkwardly flails from the hoop before ending with a little kicking-filled Elaine dance. She sums up her performance thusly: "I think what was groundbreaking about my performance is that I infused it with a lot of my personality." GROUNDBREAKING! Oh, she's the greatest. Do you think she's actually a performance artist or something? Whether she is or not, she is a genius.