Kelle wins the competition. She says that she hopes this win will give the judges reassurance that she belongs there. Well, I guess it's good to have hope, however misguided and foolish it may be. Kelle has to pick two others to share in her wealth. She chooses Amanda to get $1,500 worth of lingerie, and Toccara to get $500. Shut up, Amanda. Cassie interviews that Kelle's win does not give her an edge, because while she is beautiful in person, she hasn't been able to pull off a good photograph.
More Tyra Mail! "The modeling world is a catty dog-eat-dog biz. Sometimes you've just gotta roll with the punches." Ann says that she needs a good photo, or she might be eliminated. The girls speculate that the photo shoot will involve animals. Kelle tells Toccara, "I think that we are going to be dog boxing. We're going to have to fight each other. Fight some bitches." Toccara says, "I'll knock a bitch out." Hee! These two are my favorite unlikely friends. On the phone with her boyfriend, Jennipher snots that she has to give 100\% more, and that nobody sees that she wants to win. Her boyfriend says, "Show 'em." Jennipher sighs and throws her head down dramatically. She really is an insufferable nit.
The girls arrive at the Roxy for their photo shoot. The Dowager Jay, wearing a Xanadu-inspired puffy silver jacket, refuses to tell the girls what they'll be doing during the shoot. They are sent to hair and makeup, where they get some crazy-ass wigs and clothes along with garish face paint. Norelle interviews that she looks like a doll that is really pretty, "but if you look at it at night, you're running out of the room screaming." I know what kind of doll she's talking about. I had one of those whose head rotated and featured three different faces. That thing was fucked up. Norelle loves her look. Jay tells the girls that they'll be doing a fun, creative, and cool shoot today. He says that Kelle told him that she won the posing competition, which he finds hard to believe. Well, I find it hard to believe that he has a job that doesn't involve 1) passing out watered-down two-dollar shots that come in a test tube and 2) accepting payment for said shots in his g-string. So shut up, Jay. He tells the girls that the extra added element to the shoot is...roller skates. Tyra rolls out and says that the girls will be doing a shoot for Dooney and Bourke purses while on roller skates. They will be photographed by Mathew Jordan Smith, who did some swimsuit photos of Tyra back in the day. You can tell just by looking at him that he's going to be irritating. He does not disappoint.