East meets West in an historic summit that followed such a prolonged period of fighting between the two known enemies Tokyo and Milan. Kesse enters the room wearing an exceedingly tight blue sweater and sporting her own pair of beautiful jigglies. (Y'all, I'm just quoting Elyse.) Adrianne suggests that she and Elyse "clean up [their] language," but a quick cut later, Adrianne is asking Kesse, "Would you go to a sex shop?" and Kesse responds, "I've been to sex shops before!" Adrianne high-fives her because dirty girls must cancel each other out and therefore they don't have to worry about catching weird sex shop scabies from one another, while Adrianne chants, "Miss Kesse is down!" Elyse similarly finds her new ad hoc roommate to be so-called "down," as she shares with us, "[Miss] Kesse is hilarious. She's part of the holy room and she's part of the Bible time, and yet I think she's so funny." A funny Christian? Maybe Elyse is learning a little something too! Maybe that there really is a God. And that he's HILARIOUS!
"Wilhelmina" is the most difficult word to spell in modeling. Right after "Sorry." And "sorry I threw that curling iron at your head." And "over twenty-five." Anyway, a piece of Tyra Mail! Tyra Mail! informs the models that they will be heading over to Wilhelmina Models the next morning, and Elyse firms up her role in this episode as "Greek Chorus For What I Imagine Must Be Some Insanely Slow Greeks" by reminding us, "Wilhelmina is the agency that we will receive a contact from if we win the contest." It IS? And I haven't even combed my hair. Eh. I'm sure it's also partly about what's on the inside.