For the love of God, somebody please fire Jay. He is the worst, and is really starting to freak me out.

Back in Tokyo, Tyra takes the girls to dinner with her "Japanese family," who are the ex-wife of her brother, her niece, and various other relatives not worth official introductions. Tyra's niece is cute and she likes steak. Amanda says that it's good to have family around, even if it's not your own. And, sometimes, especially if it's not your own.

The girls arrive home and find Tyra Mail. And you know, they just saw her so she totally could have just told them. Someone will be eliminated. Amanda interviews that the further they go, the more surreal things get. Yeah, tell it to Adrianne. And I must now take a moment to pause and note that apparently our very own Season 1 winner, Adrianne Curry, gets a little hot and heavy with Peter Brady on the upcoming season of The Surreal Life. My brain is totally about to explode. Amanda interviews that she can't believe she might make it to the top three, and says with a lisp that it's "abtholutely ludicrith." Yaya interviews that at this point, all four of the girls have "it" or can get "it." Which, translated into non-Ivy League speak, means that none of them have a prayer of actually being a model. Ann confides in Eva that she feels like she doesn't deserve to be there because of the way the judges pick her apart. Eva interviews that she hopes that Ann has a good photo in her, because she doesn't want Ann to go home. Eva, you are being too nice.

Judging panel. It is time for the eleventh cut. Tyra has some crazy eye makeup on which makes her forehead look even larger, and her face more alienesque. There are prizes, and judges. Janice looks really good, and Nolé's soul patch seems more pronounced than ever. He also looks a little...stern. Shingo and Hitomi are the dynamic duo of guest judges. Hitomi is seriously like a Japanese version of Martina Navratilova. They will administer the girls' test, which is to -- once again -- put together an ensemble that demonstrates their own personal street style.

Yaya is first. She looks like a hooker. Tyra likes it, of course. I'm sorry, but hot pants don't look good on anyone. They make Yaya's legs look huge. Shingo says that Yaya looks good, but that he was disappointed that she showed up late at the go-see. Janice's mouth drops and she says, "You cannot be late in Japan. Or in New York. Or Paris." Yaya tries to explain that she got lost and Janice says, "Yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn." The judges look at Yaya's photo. Janice says that the hair and makeup is great, which I believe she also said last week. Nigel says that Yaya has a very muscular body and that her arms and legs look chunky. Janice gives the hair and makeup a ten, but the body and pose a two.