America's Next Top Model
America's Next Top Model

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Amanda is next. Hitomi says that she should push down her knee socks and take off her belt, while Janice instructs her to take off two layers of tank tops. Tyra says that her legs look hip and sexy and cute. This is like a women's prison movie. Get out the hose! The judges love Amanda's photo, and Nigel says she looks like a perfect Barbie anime doll.

And then, Ann. Sad music plays. Ann is wearing an ugly skirt that she's worn to panel before, and that Janice hates. Nigel says that Ann looks like she's fast asleep or bored. Nolé pleads with her to show some emotion, and Nigel says that he knows the criticism is hard, but that she needs to appear more alert and on top of things. Janice loves Ann's pose in her photo, but says that the hair and makeup are wearing her. Nigel agrees that the shot is not good enough. Janice leans against Nigel and asks Ann how she felt while she was being photographed. Ann starts to say that it was exciting, and Janice says that she hears what Ann is saying, that but there's no emotion or energy behind it. Tyra asks Ann to name her favorite actress and singer, and Ann can't even pull one name out of the air, which is kind of pathetic. Tyra says that maybe Ann's problem is that she has no inspiration to draw on, which is kind of a weird argument, probably because she got the idea from Jay. Ann cries, "We can't go to the library, we can't watch movies, we can't do this..." The library? Is she serious? Nolé is glad that Ann is finally showing some passion, and Nigel says that he can't believe she doesn't have references that predate her appearance on the show. Nolé asks Ann if sports are her passion, and she says that modeling is her passion, and if it wasn't, she wouldn't have wasted everyone's time. Yes she would have, because she's just like that. She cries. Hitomi says that Ann's sad tears are beautiful. Guess she didn't get the memo about going home and crying to your mama.

Finally, Eva. Nolé says that her outfit is not happening. Tyra says that it would be better if Eva's knee-length denim shorts were shorter. Janice says, "Can we get some scissors? Let's just hack up those shorts." And Hitomi is seriously all over that. She pulls up Eva's shorts with glee. Janice yells, "That's the difference!" Eva, leave Ann! Your future as Hitomi and Janice's housegirl is so much brighter. The judges are underwhelmed by Eva's photo.

America's Next Top Model

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