Jay tells Natasha that he knows she's not feeling well, but she needs to push it away, because he can see it in her eyes. Natasha tells us that it was hard to hide how miserable she was on the shoot, and all she could think about was how she wanted to go lay in bed and forget about everything for one stinking day. She really appears to be doing a terrible job. Jay halts the shoot again and tells her that it's do or die, and he would hate to see her throw the competition away because she couldn't push through this one shoot. He tells her to try a little harder. She in turn looks constipated. Jay says that he's never had a girl fall this flat at the end. He actually cringes at her last frame. All the other girls must be in a land of delights over this.
Finally, we have Renee, who gets to do The Flight Of The Butterfly. Renee interviews that the dance was very beautiful and she loved it, and as she was learning it, she could see a lot of ways to work it. And work it she does. She asks Jay if she can do a move that isn't a part of the dance, and Jay says, "Sure, as long as you're still bringing part of that dance, that's great." O...kay. She puts her arms up in the air, and Jay says that the shot was glorious. Renee is sure as hell not going anywhere. She feels great about her shoot, and she should. Good on her for not sucking.
Back at home, there is Tyra Mail. Someone is being thrown to the willie wagtail. Natasha asks the other girls if they have any idea what will happen tomorrow, and Renee snots, "Uh, I think we'll meet with the judges." Dionne adds, "Uh, yeah, and one of us is going to be eliminated," and then Jaslene actually adds a, "Duh." Wherefore the "gag me with a spoon," ladies? I hope Natasha fucking pounds them. Natasha confessionalizes that in today's photo shoot, she did a great job even though she felt very bad. Oh, okay, so she's weird and annoying. I still hope she pounds them. Renee interviews that she hopes Natasha doesn't use her sickness as an excuse, because the judges will eat her alive. She says that there are plenty of models who have been sick and gone to work and gotten good photos, and we head to commercials. What, they're not even going to tease us with the possibility that another model might be sent home? In the words of Dionne, "Day-um."
When we return, we are at panel. Tyra tells the girls that the competition is getting stiff, which may or may not be a double entendre given that she looks like the madame at The ANTM Ranch brothel. There are prizes, there are judges. Carissa Rosenberg is the guest judge for the day. Dionne is up first for her individual evaluation. Tyra says that she thinks Dionne's photo is really strong and beautiful. Carissa has concerns because Dionne's eyes aren't looking at anything in particular. Twiggy says that lack of eye contact has been a problem in a lot of Dionne's photos. Tyra says that in looking through Dionne's photos, she noted a lot of scowls and a lot of sort of fake happy smiles. Dionne needs to find a middle ground. Mr. Jay reported that directing Dionne is frustrating because she still tends to look really harsh and mean in front of the camera, and also needs a lot of coaching. Dionne looks surprised at this.













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