Next up is Natasha, who does a dance about the willie wagtail. Or, as Natasha says, the wiggly wagtail bird. She is psyched, because she has historically been very successful when asked to be wiggly. The bird is always jumping and is happy, she says, so it's a happy dance. But you know what culprit might impede on all this happiness? That's right. The red-tinged stuffed nose. She hands a snotty Kleenex to a lackey and then begins her shoot. Or, I should say, she tries to begin her shoot, but hackingly coughs instead. Jay notes under his breath that she's miserable. Natasha stands there like a dead person. Kane tells her to lighten it up and look happier. It does not help. Jay pauses the shoot for a minute and says that this is a really important lesson, because one time he was in St. Bart's with Tyra, and she was really sick. But as soon as the photographer started shooting, she was like, "Oooh, bam bam bam bam bam bam." Yes, and Tyra once climbed Mount Kilimanjaro for a shoot after having three toes amputated because they wouldn't fit into her Manolos, and she swam in dolphin-infested waters for a shoot despite having an enduring fear of dolphins, and the dolphins were so impressed that they jumped up in a heart shape around her and changed their name to "Typhins," and Tyra removed all of her skin for a shoot about musculature and turned it inside out, literally, because that's what a supermodel does. And you know how Heather Mills bravely went on Dancing with the Stars and kicked ass even though she only has one leg? That was actually Tyra. WE KNOW.













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