And then, the kicker. Tyra announces that there will be a judging test today. We haven't had those all season! But let me assure you, the wait was worth it. Each girl is going to have to evaluate her competition and tell the judges who has the most and least potential. Tyra asks Dionne to first tell her who has the most potential. Dionne, who has obviously never watched the show and/or is dumber than we think, names Jaslene. You should see Tyra's eyes bug out. This is when I knew Dionne was going home. You ALWAYS say yourself, fool. But Dionne thinks that Jaslene has a really striking look and a great personality. On who has the least potential, Dionne names Natasha, saying that something's missing in her personality, and she just doesn't believe it. Natasha just kind of gives a look like, "The dark one always gets so jealous." Tyra gets a funny, Stepford-ish look on her face and says, "All right, thank you." Either the meds have finally kicked in, or she thinks there's something foul in Dim-mark.
Jaslene is up next. Nigel thinks her photo is beautiful, but he's seen the same striking, strong face from her before and would like to see something different. Tyra says that when you're a model who has one really strong look, you'll get booked on that, but there's not going to be a lot of longevity in your career. I can't believe they don't mention how huge her jaw looks or, actually, the fact that she appears kind of mean. It is not a great photo. When it comes to naming who has the most potential, Jaslene of course says herself. Good move. She says that the other girls entered the competition to take a chance or to be part of the experience, but her heart, soul, and spirit are there. That is precisely the way I feel about recapping this show! It is so.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What? Oh, sorry, I dozed off for a minute. Where were we? Oh, yes, least potential. As should come as no surprise, Jaslene also says Natasha. She says that she respects and cares for Natasha dearly, which, lie, but Natasha comes off as phony. Tyra gets that same look while Natasha's expression reads, "The half and half one is bitches, too."
Renee is next. Twiggy finds her photo very evocative, and Nigel praises her for finding the light with her eyes. Carissa says that Renee looks beautiful and strong and pops out of the photo. Tyra adds that pose-wise, Renee gave the most and thus she had more photos to choose from than for the other girls. Renee, of course, thinks that she has the most top model potential, because she wants to make things better for her family. She eloquently says, "They are the fire that's under my butt." Little Troy will always know that he's responsible for his mom's crispy ass. Tenderoni. Least potential? Say it with me now: Natasha. Renee says that she's a beautiful girl, but she plays games and has a fake personality. Tyra dismisses Renee, and though we don't see Natasha's expression, I imagine that it would read, "Ghosty one is not so friendly after all."